The new McLaren Roadster might be sexier than today's international babe and this sexy beast goes topless!!

So the 2010 Porsche designs for the Cayman and Boxster have officially been released. Since we know it will be a long time before we get a GT3 anytime soon, we'll just have to indulge ourselves in these "lesser" priced vehicles.

These pictures of superposed cars shouldn't be construed as a "race thing" just because it happened near China Town in Thailand.  But that is funny.

It's called the Tweel, and you don't fill it with air.  Cool, but if I had a nickel for every time someone invented something that isn't a rocket pack...

Are you supposed to hit a parked car like that, though?

We can give it 700 horsepower.  We have the technology.

The freeway is a dangerous place full of cops and heat-seeking semi-trucks.

Didn't even know tanks had handbrakes.  "Army of ONE, b*tch!"

You thought Oscar Mayer was the only person to make a car shaped like his product?

It’s just about summer and that means gas stations will start raising their prices accordingly.  Paying over $3.50 a gallon for regular unleaded isn’t cool no matter what you drive. Well, maybe it's cool if you're a huge douche. Then you deserve it. Even so, eventually, and as much as OPEC hates to admit it, the old petrol will run out some day. Oh yeah, and there's that whole "pollution thing."

So, what’s left for the steak-eating, beer-drinking, ball-grabbing, burping, farting and sports-watching males of the world to drive? Where do we find the speed... without the gas? In the Tesla motors roadster. It’s 100% electric and does 0 to 60 in FOUR seconds. That’s right, FOUR! They haven’t proven these stats yet, but like us thinking Carmen Electra would actually date us, we’ll believe it’s possible. Let us introduce you to the future…

Must have crashed into a giant saw.

I wonder if he ever takes it off any sweet jumps.

Aww, come on. What's wrong with a little Tornado Fuel Saver???

Forbes chooses the 10 sexiest luxury cars.

What you drive says a lot about you. Real men would never be caught dead driving a Geo Metro, Neon or a Miata. Real men don’t make death cars out of a 1956 Dodge LaFemme. Real men get their hands dirty -- they jump, race, do burnouts, and generally abuse their cars. These cars aren’t for show, but go. These are the meanest, toughest, fastest and baddest cars ever built by men, for men. 

If you want to travel in style, it's gotta be a big wheel.

Want an Aussie to teach you how to two-wheel?  Hit these guys up.

You may want to print out this handy guide and tape it directly onto your steering wheel for quick reference.  

Who is Sue Callaway and why does she get to test drive a $8M Maybach?!

Upgraded scooter leaves the Pontiac behind in a puddle of tears.