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04.16.07 From the Viking

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Cars are for driving, not polishing: The Manliest Cars You Can Buy

Written by Mario Frassetto

What you drive says a lot about you. Real men would never be caught dead driving a Geo Metro, Neon or a Miata. Real men don’t make death cars out of a 1956 Dodge LaFemme. Real men get their hands dirty – they jump, race, do burnouts, and generally abuse their cars. These cars aren’t for show, but go. These are the meanest, toughest, fastest and baddest cars ever built by men, for men. 

Mustang, Shelby 67 GT  

 

This badass was made famous for the masses by Nicolas Cage in Gone in Sixty Seconds, but has been known as a hard charger since the '60s.  Earlier versions are known by their distinctive white paint and blue Le Mans stripe down the center -- and any car that is born from a racing tradition makes us take notice. The big-block V8 that powers the Shelby doesn’t hurt either, giving it a 0 to 60 in just 4.8 seconds. The car just looks tough too. This is the ultimate man car. 

1969 Dodge Charger  

 

Bo and Luke Duke knew what they were doing when they picked the Charger as their getaway car.  Appearing in over 50 movies, TV shows and music videos, this car has earned its stripes. A 426 Street Hemi lies under the hood and pumps out 325 tire-shredding hp. Tuff as nails and just as powerful, the Charger also has one of the coolest instrument panels ever: instead of regular bulbs to light the gauges, four electroluminescent dash pods house the tachometer, speedometer, alternator, fuel and temperature gauges. It’s no wonder this car is bad enough for Frank Bullitt, Blade and Mike Mikki. 

Ferrari 308 GTS 

 

While any and all Ferraris are manly cars, none can match the 308 GTS for pimping.  Even though it’s over thirty years old, its distinctive side intakes and aggressive lines have kept the car looking modern.  The V-8 engine is a DOHC design, with its four Weber 40DCNF carburetors pumping out 255 hp. Combine that with a completely fiberglass body and you've got one a stunner of a ride. Add 1970’s pimp Tom Selleck as Magnum P.I. and not only do you have a manly car, but a chick magnet as well.

Pontiac Trans Am

 

As arguably the most popular car in TV and movies, the second generation Trans-am had to make our list. The classic Firebird logo and square headlights make the Bandit unmistakable. Combine that with a stomping V-8 motor, and this car can even make Billy Madison look cool.  

Corvette Stingray 

 

Ask any red-blooded American to list a manly car and a Corvette is sure to be in the top five - in particular, the third generation Stingray.  This two-seater with its T-top design and long, front mounted big-block produced a gas-guzzling 425 hp. The unique design was born from a concept car called the Mako Shark, and remains one of the most recognizable and coolest cars the US has ever produced. 

Camaro Z28 

 

Bigger is better. Ask any chick and she’ll agree (if she doesn’t, she’s lying). When it comes to cars, though, this is a 275 hp LT1 V8 engine with 325 ft-lbs. of torque. This means that when you stop on the right pedal with your foot, much tire spin and smoke will follow. And only manly cars are chosen to be the pace car of the Indianapolis 500. 

Lamborghini Countach 

 

When the name of the car is an Italian expression of astonishment used by men after seeing an extremely beautiful woman, the car better back it up. The Countach does so in spades.  The unique styling and scissors-style doors are undeniably trick. The monster mid-engine V12 powers what is still one of the coolest-looking cars ever made.   

Porsche 911 

 

With a Porsche 911 there actually is no substitute.  Power, styling and durability make this polished car an easy choice for our list. The rear-engine rear wheeled drive car is a proven performer in various races, rallies and automotive competitions.    
 

Honorable mentions:

Dodge Viper

1974 Dodge Monaco with the Magnum 440 squad car package

Plymouth GTX Hemi

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There are 11 comments so far:
Andrew
04/16/2007 09:28
Haha, way to go guys. Your 1970 Charger appears to be a Ford Boss 302 Mustang.
DV Admin
04/16/2007 10:12
Shite! Damn, that intern! Sorry about that. Pic has been updated.
Nick
04/16/2007 11:43
First of all, wrong picture for the camaro, thats a 3rd gen car with most likely a 305 making at most 190hp, what your refearing to is the 4th gen camaro with its lt1 275hp, but if u have the one with a lt4 your gonna be making 300hp, at least that camaro is a z28, or a z clone, an rs with a z hood, but they came with the 305's and the 350's the 350 i belive made 210 or 220hp in those 3rd gen cars, i know i myself have a 91rs and a 1994 z28. sory had to point that out man!
mk
04/16/2007 11:48
Cars are three-dimensional clothing. Not unlike clothing, they are instruments through which one defines themselves for others. This list sucks ass. It attempts to exalt the old-school bravado that I have found present in only truly insecure people. What are the options? Well, hybrids (albeit ugly ones) for now. And soon sustainable alternatives shall exist. Enough of this muscle car shit. It's such excrement. Go watch a Bill McDonough video. Then go take a bath, burn your Nascar tickets, and use the money to go travel the world and see what you're a part of. I'm not saying that I'm right. I'm just saying that you're wrong.
Juan Valdez
04/16/2007 12:47
mk why are you reading a site called "Double Viking" if you harbor such opinions??
Mario
04/16/2007 13:56
Yeah Nick -- Intern troubles again -- I was talking about the 4th gen 350 -- I'm actually looking at one right now so I actually do know what I am talking about. Non-car people don't understand how much a year can make or what a gen change will do to a cars performance.
Mr. Goodkat
04/17/2007 03:06
I know a gay guy who drives a Z28. It looks a lot like the one in that photo, except he has one of those gay bras on the front. I find that most people who drive Z28's need rainbow stickers for their rear windows and bumpers. These days it's the gay-mobile. Sell 'em while you can, fellas.
Chaucer
04/17/2007 03:33
yeah, yeah. i also know a guy with a Z...but he's trading it in for a motorcycle.
Mr. Goodkat
04/17/2007 11:05
Oh yeah? Does this guy even know how to ride a bicycle? You see, they key to riding a motorcycle is keeping it (and yourself) from hitting the ground. It's difficult to ride in traffic and on freeways when you can't make it through a parking lot without biting it once. I think I know the guy you're talking about. I saw him crash into a bush when he was just sitting on the bicycle one time. So, instead of crashing a perfectly sound machine, why doesn't the guy with the Z just buy a bullet and rent a gun?
Steve
04/23/2007 02:45
i disagree with most of this list....actually...all of it except the first 2.
If you wanna man up...build yourself a hot rod. pre-62...older the better. put a big ass motor in it, slam it, chop it, and give everyone that asks you about it a big middle finger.

i drive a 54 chevy, chopped, dropped, sectioned, shaved, flat black. its loud and abnoxious. and its way more manly and gets me hit on way more than any douchebag with a ferrari.
Oscar
03/17/2008 16:31
911 is too douchey

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