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04.08.08 From the Viking


> Bullet Points: The 10 Greatest Instances of Animals Eating Each Other

Written by Harry Leeds

Most of us accept flesh-eating the natural process it is.  We eat meat because we need protein and amino acids to survive, and although some foreign customs involve eating bugs or half-developed fetal eggs (for those of us who watch Bizarre Foods), we can generally accept that human beings are going to eat whatever we feel like eating.  We also accept that the lower animals do the same, and that lions will eat gazelle or zebra or whatever they eat, though we often overlook some of the stranger instances.

What happens when an herbivore decides it's going to eat a duck?  What happens when a bug decides it's going to eat a mammal?  These images seem unnatural to us, but they happen, sometimes without much fuss and sometimes with disturbing consequences.  To show how strange these instances can be, I've provided a list of the ten best incidents of animals eating other animals.

 

10) Spiders Eating Birds

The strange, trancelike elegy at the end along with the melancholy rock makes this one a softer blow.  The spider shown is a big as an adult's hand, and if a bird is caught in its strong nest it can say goodbye to life.  And for those of you who didn't think studying spiders was cool, well -- you haven't seen one eat a bird.

 

9) Spiders Eating Mice

Why does it bother me so much when an arachnid eats a mouse?  Because, as the commentary says:  "Look, he goes right for the skull!" (and presumably sucks out the brains)

 

8) Giant Centipede Eats Mouse

Not for the faint of heart.  This thing is probably about 10 inches long, and is a nimble navigator.

 

7) Centipede Eats Tarantula

This is creepy too, but with healthy commentary.  And an awesome attack.

 

6) Camel Spider Eats a Lizard 

Again, wrong way on the food chain.  The scariest part about this one to me is that the voice of the commentator isn’t shaken at all.  Camel spiders are native to Afghanistan, though, so he may just be a war-weathered soldier.  Plus, the Beatles play in the background as the giant bug gulps down a whole lizard.

 

5) Snake Eats Pig

Slowly but surely, he'll get it all in one bite.  This is kind of painful to watch if only because the pig looks too much like a person...

 

4) Cow Eats Baby Chicken

This one is totally unexpected.  I wonder what was going through the cow's mind... "He'll never guess what I'm about to do.  That chick is so fucked."   Let's just not think about how much this cow has been deprived of food to make it turn on other animals.  I thought cows liked to eat things that didn't move.

 

3) Fish Eats Mouse

This video was featured on the site before, but it had to be on the list, not just because of the fish eating a mouse, but because of the headbanger host, and the "see me eat a mouse for $1" sign. These mice are getting a raw deal.

 

2) Snake Eats a Whole Alligator

Watching a snake eat a mouse is cool; many people breed mice just so their snake can have food.  Even a mouse is generally larger than a snake's head, so obviously they can open their jaws really wide.  But how wide?  Wide enough to eat a fucking alligator.  This incident was not caught on tape, but ended interestingly.

The python fucking exploded!  Not simply died, or ripped open, but exploded!  It probably made a popping sound, too.  Look at that picture and notice how there is a 13ft long snake with a giant hole in the middle with a 6 foot alligator sticking out.  Look at it!  Holy shit!  Gotta love Florida!

 

1) Pelican Eats Pigeon

Uptight-looking British news reporter makes this even better.  I like the feigned face of disgust the news anchor makes after she watches it -- there's definitely a hint of laughter.

Doing it in one bite makes it funnier.  This got number one because of the one gulp the pelican makes, and the fact that they are both birds makes it kind of cool.  It looks awesome, too!

 

So, the next time you doubt the validity of your meat-eating habits, consider that you don't do such strange things as these animals.

Or do you? 

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There are 29 comments so far:
The Hitman
04/08/2008 09:07
Holy shit...that pelican just sucked down a fuckin' PIGEON. isn't that like, semi-cannibalism???
mrjomorisin
04/08/2008 09:07
Oh those crafty, old Floridians.
Now they're breeding snakeagators so that they can have belts and shoes from the same animal.
The Hitman
04/08/2008 09:08
love the new avy mrjomorisin...
mrjomorisin
04/08/2008 09:09
Are there any pics/videos of these "Instances of Animals Eating Each Other"?
mrjomorisin
04/08/2008 09:11
Thanks Hitman
Thanks to DV Admin for PC'ing my 'OLD' one
Lukas
04/08/2008 09:13
there are pics and videos on each of these items.. can you not see the videos?
The Hitman
04/08/2008 09:15
nope...can only see the pelican and the snakigator
mrjomorisin
04/08/2008 09:18
I've only got the snakeagator
Lukas
04/08/2008 09:19
sheit, telling admin now
DV Admin
04/08/2008 09:24
Hey guys, can you see all 5 videos on this page:

http://www.doubleviking.com/hi-5-hot-weather-girls-8660-p.html
mrjomorisin
04/08/2008 09:26
Nope, not there either
mrjomorisin
04/08/2008 09:29
The pelican toasting the pigeon was pretty cool though, especially at the end when the goose got pissed and went after the pelican
Lukas
04/08/2008 09:40
oh man, the others are fucking awesome tho too... you guys really should get firefox hehe
Mark
04/08/2008 09:42
"He'll never guess what I'm about to do. That chick is so fucked." LMAO that is hilarious


And that pic of the snake and alligator IS fucking crazy. Snakes creep me the fuck out and one that big would make me freak the fuck out. Id be more of a puss than Jaime has been his whole life LOL
Mark
04/08/2008 09:43
I feel kinda left out/geeky that my avy is Final Fantasy based and everyone else is sportin tits LOL
DV Admin
04/08/2008 09:43
Okay, guys the videos should be fixed. Let me know if you have any more problems.
Mark
04/08/2008 09:48
Dude that camel spider is fucking ridiculous too. Mark hates snakes and spiders, would would gladly fight any of you in the lions den. LOL
Ryan
04/08/2008 09:56
Its videos like these that make me want to become a agoraphobic bastard and never leave my house. Its not safe out here in the world.
The Hitman
04/08/2008 10:02
LMAO, videos are working...the calf eating the chicken is really messed up...lmao
Whale
04/08/2008 10:40
the guy handling the camera for centipede eating mouse should do something about his COMPLETE LACK OF MOTOR CONTROL! grrr
Matty
04/08/2008 10:42
I need to find the rare clip of the Mattysaurus murdering a plate of wings last night!
Whale
04/08/2008 10:44
I want to be in that racket, i work at a pet store and charge dumbass rednecks a dollar to come in and see me feed the animals, perks baby, perks.
mrjomorisin
04/08/2008 10:45
While we're at it, what about mrjomorisin devouring 12 Sam Adams and a couple of Jack Daniels Saturday night?
mrjomorisin
04/08/2008 10:48
Whale, it looks like all you need is a couple aquariums, some killer fish, and a piece of cardboard to make a 'fancy' sign to tape to the window.
Maybe a small business loan from the government could get you started.
Whale
04/08/2008 10:50
im not really afraid of smaller animals like that, im bigger, and i can use tools like bite proof shoes and rocks ... unless they showed the bug in a bed eating a toe, then id freak out. And Mark, Fight Night Sat! your welcome to come visit, ill assume your not in my weight class.
Whale
04/08/2008 10:51
HAHA! yes and there are always plenty of dumb rednecks around...
kevin
04/08/2008 10:53
the fish eatting a mouse really freaked me out a bit. i dont know why but it just sends chills up my spine
Jan
04/08/2008 11:36
This is exactly why I love this website.

Can't really blame the cow much though. If you look at the vid, its obvious he's in India. And they treat Cows like Gods in India. That cow has a serious case of the "God Complex". I'll bet a million bucks that if that cow could talk he'd say some shit like:

"Well, if you want your chick to live, well you can get down on your knees and you can pray to your god, and maybe your chick will grow up to become a Chick Fil-a sandwich, but if you really want to know what God was up to, I can tell you. He was annoyed at all that damn INCESSANT chirping, sick to hell of eating only boring grass, ....and he doesn't like to be second guessed."
The Hitman
04/08/2008 12:59
lol@Jan

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