Brazilian Booty Competition

*picks jaw up off the ground*
Wonders why the hell USA tv doesn't have Brazil annexed as a state or territory. I don't care about proximity, we need their exports! And by exports I do mean their women.

Damn, was so in shock by the booty competition that I stuck the word tv in there for no damn reason. my bad.

seriously... let's drop puerto rico and pick up brazil

too bad the AIDS rate is so high in Brazil

I want a girl in a weed bikini to show up at my door NOW! I dont care if its - 1 (w/ -24 wind chill) outside! Id heat her up right quick!

Yeah the chick with the weed bikini definitely has a spectacular ass. *click click click* Video has been uploaded to mental spank bank.

have a good weekend... see you fuck feet on monday

Big fan of the foliage

later lukas

It's not fair. We get rejects like Britney Spears, but Brazil gets top shelf tail like this. Yeah, we get the occasional Alba, or Biel, but they're few and far between. A travesty I say, a travesty!!!

Mark is in total agreeance with E. Wait, its Friday. Oh well, I make the rules bitch

I think I'll be contacting my satelite company about picking up Brazilian Tv today. My erection just hit the underside of my desk....

Whilst the sentiment is agreed, Adam, I could've done without the visual...lol

My apologies.... I turn off the visuals when on DV....

wow, just wow

Wow! Both heads about to explode. Need a smoke break.

I LOVE BRAZILIAN WOMEN! THEY ARE DELICIOUS!

I dont think thats a competition, its just them being insane and showing off just how ridiculously hot their women can be. Also, the one with the mic and blue skirt is just too damn sexy.

Ha, ha, ha, what a bunch of losers. First of all, just to set the record straight, americans have some of the ugliest women on the planet. Go to Spain, France, Italy, Latin America, Russia, Eastern Europe, Philippines, Japan, there's dozens of places with more beautiful women.

What you have there is fat bitches, the occasional pair of big tits with the whole package weighting less than 150 lbs and smart producers & marketers in Hollywood, that's it. Any of your superstars eat dirt compared to young women everywhere else.

No wonder you have so many pedophiles, there's not much worth fucking above age 21 anyway.

Oh, and the whole "Let's drop Puerto Rico and get Brazil" shit? You can't even beat a few Iraqis and you're trying to measure up something the size of Brazil? Not the entire military technology in the world can save you from incompetent generals, corrupt politicians and cowardly soldiers. Fuckers!

I vote Fucker off the island.

brazil wouldn't be too hard to capture, Fucker, you guys are all too busy taking your AIDS cocktails and hoping your economy doesn't crash again. all the hottest chicks come here and stay here anyways... i guess fucker has never been to LA or NY ... that's where the hottest brazilians are anyways

i thnk i've shared this tidbit before on here, but we had a female brazilian exchange student at my school and she was by far the biggest dog in the school

but i won't let Fucker stop me from posting hot brazilian chicks

Thanks Lukas! You gotta love the randoms that walk in the door you know. We have like what... 8 or so international posters? and the one dipshit with an internet connection and a coke habit decides to get angry while we ogle the natives. I also hear that they have one of the world's largest gay populations. Fucker is probably just upset because, "we bee oglin' mis hermanaaaas" (insert snaps and head shaking) .

Actually "sisters" in portuguese is "irmãs" not "hermanas". That would be spanish.

Internet troll failure fucker. I mean who doesn't like to touch a little person every now and then? Common pedophilia isn't that bad. We can't beat them cause they hide out in civilian populations and we can't bomb the shit outta them. I bet whatever country you are from would do a shit load worse than America. Sure we are fat but lets see who lives longer when the next ice age hits.

also check this out. Its awesome if you are a mario and halo fan.

http://kotaku.com/346207/super-mario-fusion-a-happy-marriage-of-halo-and-mario

Thanks to Moncho, I stand corrected, but my point remains.

are you posting beyond midnight and on saturday? anybody there?

Yes joe we were, i was bored b4 work and signed on and found Fucker up there trying to bash ... well you can see it. Gotta love the randoms.

Hey...Fuck you Fucker!!

Simple yet poignant...did I spell that right?

Bring back Marcus!!!

Bring back Marcus!!!

Bring back Marcus!!!

Here I am again...

Booty competition? Jesus, you made me laugh ppl!!!

For the ones who might not believe, it is a 100% verified Brazilian woman you are seeing on the weed bikini!

That is just a piece of a live-broadcasted humor program that goes on TV every Sunday...

And it isn't on pay-per-view or x-rated channels: it goes about the same time you are watching football on ABC, in a regular channel just as open as ABC is!!!

But, I have to say... As delicious she is, you will become real crazy when Carnaval pictures become to pop on internet... In about 10 days you will real life babes just like the "weed bikini" girl...

Salutes from Brasil!

Shit, I forgot the Carnaval was coming up. I have sworn to myself that one day i will manage to fund a trip to Brazil during Carnaval time. Then I can die happy. Beginning of lent, get ash in your forehead and watch half naked angels bouncing to samba. Gotta love that fucking country.

wait is henrique fucker? also, TJ, tell marcus to come back!

No, Lukas, i'm not the "fucker" who wrote up there. Maybe he is brazilian as I am, but i can't be sure of it.

A friend showed me the site, and I got the decision to write every time anything brazilian-related get posted. Just posting the real facts from a brazilian's point of view.

Simple as that.

Salutes!

Lukas they cant be the same person ... see Henrique posts and people get his point, with the lingering envy of living in brazil. Fucker posts and nations are offended. Just remember everybody, if someone farts and it smells like vaseline, it was Fucker!

a ha good point

What a post!

I just wanted to say that Henrique is right about the TV show, but I also need to tell you that brazilian girls have much more than nice butts, don't you think Henrique?

OK, not all of them. Probably the ones on the TV show don't.

Cheers from a brazilian girl!

Cheers to Gisele

I'm gonna need 10 minutes....

Of course Gisele, that's the reason I prefer brazilian girls everyday, everytime.

Salutes!