Bragging Rights: Lion vs. Shark

lion or bear...

Lion Or Bear Or Shark Or Spammer...

If I'm killing a Lion with my bare HEAD, does this mean that I'm not wearing a hat...is someone Buzzed Typing or Drunk Typing with this article
WTF!!

Fig Newton or Gazelle....

LOL!!!! JOMO you've got a huge melon if you can kill a lionbear with your head!!!

That's what it says at the top, "Killing a Lion with your bare HEADS".
I, obviously, don't write 'em or proofread 'em, I just try and read them after they're posted by the Mensa members that write them for DV

Then again, I suppose an Elephant could dick-slap a lion to death...

ouch! My tiny brain!

What's wrong, is your brain Thor? Sorry, I couldn't resist...

Thor, are you new? Welcome!!! Great avy too!

Also, the DV editors are a bit hungover. Tis OK, we've all been there. Alcohol is a big part of Mentertainment.

Killing a shark is easy. You throw some blood in the water, sit back drinking beer and shoot it. Mr. Shark aint jumping on your boat and biting your ass.

A bear/lion on the other hand can kill you.

I'm getting drunk right now!!!

and it's only 1oclock =)

uh...what?

^^^ POLO!

ha, sorry guys fixed the typo. And yes, had a little too much to drink yesterday.

"We ain't found shit"

Oscar!

I think Billy and his girlfriend are playing waterpolo. Maybe their playing marco polo. Marco........Polo...........god, I love that game.

well this one is quite simple. Killin a lion with my bare heads would be impressive. "Surviving" a great white shark attack can be done by anyone...and you end up a possible paraplegic.

Wait...What? I thought we were having a serious discussion about killing bear with a bare headed shark....or something like that

I worked at a school and there was this kid named Marco. I know it's cruel but whenever someone called his name I yelled POLO!!!

Then they'd be like "Mr. Oscar, did you and Mrs. Soandso find our frisbee?" And I'd respond with

WE AINT FOUND SHIT!

Oscar, I thought you had to stay 500 ft. away from schools??

He just can't sell his pictures and chemical creations within 1000 feet of schools

i played water polo with helen keller once. not that fun.

how is the new place matty?

what up Chris!! it's getting there.....slowly. nice and big with boxes everywhere. Start painting tomorrow, good times!! I'll try to stay drunk through the whole thing. See ya Monday!!

Duffman wants to know, who wants to get Duff'ed up???

Shark because you kill it in an environment not meant for humans which adds another layer of difficulty.