Bragging Rights: Late 80s Action Stars Edition

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For obvious reasons.............Seagal

seagal, I agree with matty that Van Damme was just a glorified ballerina, Seagal was actually a hardcore motherfucker

I just want to beat up segal because he sucks.

dolph

Pelican..errr. Seagull

the only thing segal beats up is people in his way to the buffet

joe speaking of dolph reminds me that im very excited for the new punisher movie

I say Van Damme because I read once he beat up women. Doesn't matter if it was true or not, I just hate hearing that.
Not cool on any day in the book of Thor!

Van Damme, just because cause his last name was so kick ass and Seagul... just pisses me off.

Seagal because he is a real life bad-ass, VanDamme is just an actor.

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I'm too high, I meant kicking Van Damage for obvious.

Van Damme. For no other reason than Segal looks like the Pilsbury doughboy in a mumu in most pics now.

If you beat up Steve, you're beating up a cool guy. He has his own energy drink, plays in a blues band, etc. It would be almost like beating up Chuck Norris which would be VERY frowned upon.

JCVD is a douche. I'd take a bat to his "Shidoshi"

JCVD may be a douche but so is Seagal. At least Van Damme doesn't have a lame ass ponytail and he isn't attempting to have a "singing" career. Man I hate me some Steven Seagal.

but oscar wouldnt beating up chuck norris be the ultimate act of badassery? making the person that much more bad ass (or do you have to like eat his heart or his eyes or something)

Steve would be the man to beat he always thought he was invinicble. I'd brag to everybody that I whooped a wanna-be monk/asian's ass.

Whale, you bring up an interesting point. Hmmm...

What's worse, The Hand Slap Game with Steve or getting punched in the nuts by JCVD as he does the splits?

^....agreed, that pony tailed candy ass would get Van Damaged.

I don't want to nessacarily kick either of their asses, I just want to use two specific moves on the both of them. For Segal I would love to perform the Ponytail Takedown, where you obviously grab him by the ponytail and yank him down to the ground... HARD! On Van Damme I would just like to kick him in the testes while he's doing a split between two chairs.

Tom's comment For The Win.

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