Who would you rather brag to your friends about: kicking Jean Claude Van Damme's ass or kicking Steven Seagal's ass?

Which would you rather brag to your friends about: killing a lion with your bare hands or surviving a Great White Shark attack?

Which would you rather brag to your friends about: being abducted by aliens or capturing Bigfoot?

Which would you rather brag to your friends about: orbiting Earth or tunneling to the center of the Earth?

Which would you rather brag to your friends about: discovering the cure for cancer or the ability to seduce any woman in the world?

Starting a new thing around here, where we pit two different lusts and ask you which would you rather brag to your friends about? Owning a Lambo Reventon for a month or shaggin Marisa Miller for a month?