Mario Kart Penis

Looks like some crafty game designers over at Nintendo pulled a Lion King and inserted a penis into Mario Kart for Wii. 

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Comedy List: Jokes A Stand Up Comic With 3 Penises Might Make

Ah, the cooperative comedy list. It's simple: We set up the topic, do the first few items, you do the rest. Today's list topic: Jokes A Stand Up Comic With 3 Penises Might Make•When I make love, ladies and gents, I put one in the pink, one in the stink... and one in YOUR DRINK! Bada bing!•People always ask me how's it hanging. I hate that question cuz I always gotta respond with, "Which one?!"•I don't j-off. I go SKIING!•My nickname is Trident. Not on account of the penises thing--I just really like the GUM! Heyy...

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Christian Phrases For Penis

Bryan Blake gives you a list of Christian friendly words to use for the word pen***, instead of sounding like a filthy liberal.

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DV's Qs, Ts & As: The Happening

Here's the topic: Is ANYONE gonna see M. Night Shyamalan's new movie, "The Happening"?  

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Lady Kicks Horse In The Penis

The crap some people do when no one is looking is pretty terrifying.  

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687883034 1999268125001 gremlins trailer still jpg 1c487fae featured Movies/TV 'Gremlins 3' is Happening... According to Zach Galligan

The summer of 1984 was full of pop culture classics from Ghostbusters to The Karate Kid, but one of my personal favorite films of all time was also released that summer—on the same day as Ghostbusters, actually—Joe Dante's Gremlins. Now this dark, twisted, and macabre little film is looking to re-enter the popular conscience, not via a reboot like its chief ghost busting rival, but with a second sequel; at least, according to Billy Peltzer himself, Zach Galligan.

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Emmys 2006 - Opening Number

Conan O'Brien hosting the Emmys is like Will Ferrell hosting the Oscars. It makes all the sense in the world.

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1950s Star Wars Opening

Someone re-imagined the opening titles of Star Wars so that it's a swingin' 1950s heist film instead of the sci fi action adventure  masterwork that is.

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Conan OBriens Emmy Opening

Conan Obrien is hosting the Emmys this year, This is his opening video, Spoofing The Office, Lost and coming out on top like the champ he is.

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'Anchorman 2' Is Officially Happening!

Ron Burgundy, San Diego's favorite Anchorman, swings by CONAN to brush up on his flute and make a little announcement.

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International Babe of the Day: Denisse Padilla

Denisse is a Mexican actress who happens to also model in the nude - a lot. I mean, a LOT a lot.

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Stephen Colbert's Opening Statement on Immigration

During a hearing of the Subcommittee on Immigration, Citizenship and Border Security, Stephen Colbert puts Congress on blast like only Colbert can.

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Bad santa 2003 jpg ee54e14b featured Movies/TV 'Bad Santa 2' is Happening: 4 Reasons You Shouldn't Get Too Excited

Released in 2003, Bad Santa didn't exactly set the world on fire in its original theatrical release, scoring a respectable $60 million in North America. Rumors of a sequel have been swirling for years, but according to Variety, the sequel is definitely happening and Billy Bob Thornton will be back in the title role. But should you be excited for this belated sequel?

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Conan starwars diner jpg 77d47263 featured Funny Conan's Star Wars Opening Last Night Was Hilarious

What do you get when you take a bunch of bit players from the Star Wars Universe and put them at a table in a diner to bitch about not being asked to be in The Force Awakens? Comedy gold. This bit from last night's episode of Conan shows off what Conan, his writers, and his friends like Andy Richter and T.J. Miller, have always done best. Enjoy!

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Konis Hupen's Horn Suit

Song and dance man Konis Hupen has created this horn suit which he built himself and performs in every night before his amassed fans. 

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