Priceless.

 

Ana Beatriz Barros, oh how I love thee. There is only one word to describe this Brazilian babe's hot gallery: topless. Enjoy Ana Beatriz Barros.

Tequila is a staple at any bar or party. It's strange, because people continue to purchase Tequila despite the fact that its consumption almost always results in an absolutely horrible story that you'll be reminded of for the rest of your life.  The fact of the matter is that starting out the night with Tequila will save yourself a lot of embarrassment and pain and can actually be beneficial, so behold—if you are going to take on the 'Quila, make sure to get it out of the way early.

Roughly ten percent of the top 1000 bestsellers on Amazon.com are pickup guides for men who want to have sex with beautiful women – and while you might not immediately think it, this is a pretty bad thing. Explaining our reasoning for this decision would pretty much defeat the purpose of writing an official DV EXPOSÉ on it in the first place; just click the damn link and find out for yourself.

Marcus has gone missing this week...what should Lukas do?!

 

Russell Crowe will be making an appearance in The Dark Knight, more Lost casting news, American Gladiators to make a triumphant return and more Network News.

The top 10 Brooke Burke moments of all time, a crazy chick who claims to have only smoked "happiness," a birth announcement for a kid with the most unbelievably great name and more in today's links.

Hayden is everywhere, Emily Scott is hot, McCarthy bikini pics and perhaps some cameltoe, Top 12 Bollywood Babes and much more!

The word “goth” has almost been phased out in popular culture, replaced with “scene,” “emo,” and the like. This is rather unfortunate, all things considered: for while many goth males are irritating, pretentious, and pathetic, goth women have the potential to embody a very special, very unusual sort of hotness. Here’s five of them.

Production footage from The Darjeeling Limited, a ventriloquist wins America's Got Talent (America loses), Wii sales surpass those of the XBOX 360 and more Network News.

Marisa Miller stars in a lesbian fantasy, Hayden's got milk, Rachel Bilson being Rachel Bilson, Jessica Biel being uber hot Jessica Biel and much more!

A chick at Hooters slings a man over her back and squats him, some great paintings, a retarded tiger and more in today's links.

With the introductory article of our newest weekly feature, we explore the failure of the American educational system and assign blame to its appropriate corners.  But, with a name like Problem SOLVED!, you can probably guess that the point of this series will not be simply to identify major issues in today's world, but also to rectify them as efficiently as possible.  To that end, we proudly present the solution to the first of the many complex and difficult dilemmas inherent in our modern world.  We think you'll agree that -- if we follow our directions -- we'll soon see our problem solved.

"The Ninth Gate" wasn't supposed to be a good movie...it's an adaptation of "The Club Dumas," a suspense novel in the vein of "The Da Vinci Code," except make the main character a book dealer. Sounds like a snooze fest, right? And the movie always threatens to veer into boringsville. But with Roman Polanski at the helm, "The Ninth Gate" went from a cliched Indiana Jones rip off to...well, a film that all real men love. Here's why...

A Steve McQueen biopic could grace the big screen, Todd McFarlane (Spawn, various toys) and Josh Olsen (writer of A History of Violence) are looking to reinvent the land of Oz and more in today's sexy Network News party.

The top 10 celebrity titty grabs, Jimmy Justice gives the cops a taste of their own medicine, a streetfightin' tran and more in today's amazing edition of links.

Adriana Lima bikini pics, Beyonce's boobies come out to play, Aguilera looking like a hot MILF, On the Lot's sexy host and much more!

In this edition, the crackhead sings us a song. Or does he?!?!

 

The Double Viking staff was lucky enough to get a chance to work with Stu Stone recently. For those unfamiliar with Stu "The Jew" Stone, he was Jamie Kennedy's co-star on their MTV scripted reality series "Blowin' Up." Stu is a hilarious comedian and somehow we snagged him to film some segments in New York City. Check it out!