Ten classic sportscasting mishaps, a man who sounds too much like a woman to do his banking by phone, more craigslist hi-jinx from the Kirbys and more in today's links.

 

* 10 great bloopers in sportscasting history (videos)

* The trailer for the live action Gummi Bears Movie (video)

* John Kirby's cousin Jane is a good Christian girl who needs guys on craigslist to reassure her that, among other things, penises don't have teeth (funny) 

* Puttin' the gay in gangster (video)

* Firemen make a car hover with the thrust of their hoses... I can do similar things with my hose... ba dum tsss. (video) 

* The zombies are here:  woman dead for 11 years reported to be walking around, not yet eating people (news) 

* We're always game for a rockin' belly flop (video)

* The man who sounds too much like a woman to bank over the phone (news) 

* 17 Strange Facts About Hitler... come on, there's only 17? (list) 

* Check out this story about a double-amputee who's getting a fish tail... and be sure to scroll down to see which picture they choose to caption as "The Real Thing." (news) 

Lots of hotties at the Emmy Awards, bikinis, see throughs and much more!

 

Maria Menouson Shows Cleavage At The 2007 Emmy Awards

Jennifer Ellison: Ass’ Up

I am - Christina Aguilera’s See Through Pregnancy Nipples Dress of the Day (NSFW ads) 

59th Annual Emmy Awards Mega Picture Post

2007 Hometown Hotties Finalists

Brooke Hogan’s got Legs and a Stupid Pose

This has to be one of the funniest things ever. I've got my own version in the works for those annoying Jehova's Witnesses who come to my door ever day.

I don't know what this move is called, but anything that ends with the impression of a flight of stairs on your face is terrific in my book.

Some cars are instant classics and remain as popular as ever. Some cars however, aren’t so lucky in either their notoriety or their shelf-life. They are the bane of automotive existence and are shunned by millions. Certainly, people lost their jobs over some of these cars. So here they are:  the ten cars that never should have been made. And if you do have one of these, we’re sorry, but it sucks to be you.

What would you call veteran music producer and current co-head of Columbia Records, Rick Rubin. A genius? The savior of the music industry? Hmmm. How about "con man." Gasssp!! How dare I befoul his holiness, the Dali Rubin? Oh, probably because he's full of shit.

Juuust on time?

 

 

We just want to take this time and thank all you who participated and give a shout out to our five winners this past week:

UMChaos on Monday 9.10.2007

Ritchie on Tuesday 9.11.2007 

Neil on Wednesday 9.12.2007 

Trevor on Thursday 9.13.2007 

E on Friday 9.14.2007 

Remember to tune in on Monday for a new DVD and more chances to win! 

A look at a few ways we need to get blasted from the past, Dick in a Box is officially "award-winning," Neo-Geo is coming to the Wii Virtual Console and more in today's news.

 

* Bringing it Back:  Past trends that need to be revisited (doublevixen) 

* iTunes to get into the movie rental game? (filmwad) 

* The team behind Ghost World and Art School Confidential is reuniting for a third film (filmwad)

* Dick in a Box wins an emmy (tubewad)

* Former X-Files producer leaves Bionic Woman (tubewad)

* TNT can't afford Stephen King's pet project, The Talisman (tubewad)

* Neo-Geo coming to the Wii Virtual Console (gamewad) 

* EA Skate ships.  Will it be crushed by Tony Hawk?  Probably (gamewad)

Check out this gallery of a wide range of celebrities' childhood photos.  Pictured:  Jean Claude Van Damme.

 

A boxing ref takes on the chin, ten great Natalie Portman moments, whales are found to be badass and more in today's links.

 

* A boxing ref gets a little too close to a left hook (video)

* To answer the video's question:  yes.  In fact, now I want to command a team of whales. You'll see what I mean. (video)

* Extreme freestyle jumping (video)

* Korean baseball players find novel ways to amuse themselves (video)

* Owen Wilson is far from alone.  Here's a surprisingly long list of celebrities who've attempted suicide (list) 

* Man tries to escape the police in a paraglider, then shoots himself and crashes (news) 

* 10 Jeopardy Mishaps 

* Ten great Natalie Portman moments (videos)

* The Inaugural Waylon Smithers Awards for Obviously Gay Cartoon Characters (list)

* Scientists develop non-stick chewing gum (news) 

Once again celebs with cleavage, Sienna Miller naked, Rachel Bilson looking hot and more!

 

Extreme Exposé’s Kelly Kelly

Carmen Electra Got Cleavage!

I am - Mariah Carey’s Cleavage and Short Skirt of the Day (NSFW ads)

Sienna Miller is Naked Again (NSFW)

Rachel Bilson To Star On NBC’s Chuck

Scarlett Johansson vs. Fergie

I'm not talking about Chris Burke, the high-functioning actor with Down Syndrome.  I'm talking about Chris Burke, the high-functioning recording megastar... with Down Syndrome.  And to William Hung:  you're biting his style.

Ohhh snap. Helarious.

 

Some call it musk. Others, like chicks, call it stench. It's a man's natural smell, sometimes rugged, sometimes rotten, always a bit left of center. When it's in small doses and has arisen from manual labor, you'll be able to use your stank to turn on the chicks. But if it's that dull, wet and messy smell that's come from working at a desk all day, don't expect a smile let alone a blow job. Welcome to the wonderful world of Man Musk.

Viggo Mortenson is looking forward to possibly playing the father in The Road adaptation (and we're looking forward to seeing it), the Weinsteins are hoping to follow up the anticipated success of Diary of the Dead with a sequel, an unaffiliated miniseries about the diamond trade is going into production and more in today's news.

* Viggo Mortenson to star in The Road adaptation? (filmwad)

* Bale to play Solid Snake? (filmwad)

* The Weinsteins will pick up a Diary of the Dead sequel if the first one does well enough (filmwad)

* Affleck movie yanked from the UK due to similarities to an ongoing missing child case (filmwad) 

* Bret Ratner to get into the crowded world of cop shows... and probably ruin it (tubewad) 

* $15 million diamond trade miniseries on the way (tubewad) 

The animation used to pitch and sell Shoot Em Up, someone who's way defensive over Britney Spears (who could easily disappear to an island at any time of her choice), a perfect Hammer dance courtesy of Japan (of course) and much more in today's links.

* Musicians' real, nerdy names (list)

* The world clearly misses MC Hammer (video)

* 5 Great Escapes from Prison (list) 

* "Leave Britney Alone!!!!" This guy doesn't like the Britney hate.  But guess what?  Britney is terrible (video)

* Creep of the Year:  Cambodian man injects his love interest with a syringe of his own blood (news) 

* The animated clip used to pitch Shoot Em Up (video)

* Top 10 masturbators caught on tape (videos)

* Only $2,000 for the best Master Chief costume on the block (pics)

* 10 horrible haircuts (pics) 

* Ruling finds Tennessee's "Crack Tax" to be unconstitutional (news)

The funniest song...ever?

 

Today is a glorious day for celebrity cleavage. Look below, and you'll see why.

 

Mika Combs is a hottie. Thanks Maxim!

Hayden Panettiere in a bikini

Charlize Theron Shows Cleavage

Anna Kournikova Got Cleavage

Didn't Jenna's Implants Come Out? 

Celebrity cleavage showdown - Alyssa Milano vs. Mariah Carey