Gossip galore, wondering aloud why Judd Apatow hasn't teamed back up with Romany Malco, Eli Roth will shoot an episode of Heroes: Origins and more in today's news.

* Rant: Hey Apatow, why no love for Romany Malco? (filmwad)

* Heroes: Origins signs on Eli Roth for an episode, to join Kevin Smith and others (filmwad)

* Wes Anderson's short to be offered for free online (filmwad) 

* Denzel and Tony Scott to team up again for a subway heist remake (filmwad)

* Burnout Paradise to take pictures of you in the heat of the moment (gamewad) 

* The Gossip Digest (doublevixen) 

The Ninja Bandit is again on the prowl, a British man is in jail after driving 172 mph in his company's Porsche, ten of the best NFL ads of all time and more in today's links.
 

* Pluto -- you know, Mickey Mouse's dog? -- goes apeshit. (video)

* "The Ninja is here!  The Ninja!"  Staten Island's Ninja Bandit strikes again. (news) 

* The Simpsons intro that picks up right where the movie ended (video)

* Jane Kirby again replies to the craigslist suitors who seek to deflower her (hilarious)

* 10 of the best NFL ads ever (videos)

* Brit jailed for speeding at 172 mph... nice (news) 

* Giving OJ's lawyer the business (video)

* The only potato chips we can get behind (pics) 

* If I lived in Japan, I'd terrify my children with polar bears, too.  Why?  I do not know. (video)

* Everything you ever wanted to know about the world's most prevalent drug:  caffeine (site) 

Watch a TV host projectile vomit mid-sentence, run away, then run back and be unable to stop laughing.  It's funnier than it is disgusting.

Quite an eclectic mix of hotties today. Keeley is looking especially sexy this morning.

Erica Durance, aka Lois Lane, in Maxim.

I am - Tara Reid See-Through Shirt of the Day (NSFW ads)

Keeley Hazell To The Rescue

Jessica Alba Named Most Desired Female Celebrity

Melyssa Ford in the jungle

Jessica Simpson Likes Short Shorts

I have a normal vacuum cleaner. It cost something like $70 and it SORT OF does the trick. But when I am vacuuming by myself and I pass a mirror and catch a glimpse of the sight, I get angry. I look like a beyotch. And I need a manly vacuum cleaner.

Being someone who listens to “urban format” music, I’ve had to listen to the same debate for years: what’s better, rap or hip-hop? The argument is as old as it is confusing.

 

An examination of the effect on a film by esteemed character actor Alan Tudyk, a quick rant about all the remakes, more news on Indy IV and still more in today's news.

* The Alan Tudyk Effect (filmwad)

* Rant: No more remakes (filmwad) 

* The Gossip Digest (doublevixen) 

* Southland Tales trailer (filmwad)

* Brad Pitt takes Matt Damon's place in Aronofsky's The Fighter, but Wahlberg is still starring (filmwad)

* Bomberman is coming back with a fury (gamewad)

* News and spoilers on Indy IV, straight from the mouth of a man credited as a "dancing Russian soldier" (filmwad)

A wiffle ball pitcher who can not be touched, Burt Reynolds is giving away the Bandit, a biker's penis is struck by lightning and more in today's well above average edition of links.
 

* Burt Reynolds wants to give you his Trans-Am.  Who wants it? (site)

* The Darth Vader Blues (video)

* No.  Not possible.  Biker's penis struck by lightning. (news) 

* Amazingly unhittable wiffle ball pitcher (video)

* Seven Awesome Dear John Letters (pics) 

* This woman grew pumpkins shaped like human heads.  I'll bet she had another hobby.  What could it be?  Oh yeah:  serial murder (old news, pics) 

* The finest poop-shaped products in all the land (pics)

* Will Chuck Norris Blend? (video) 

* If you had acted sooner, you could have had this priceless Vigo the Carpathian painting, inspired by Ghostbusters II (ebay)

* Don't freak out:  apparently, velociraptors had feathers (news) 

Rather than the normal, manly podcast style, this week's ManCast is an award winning documentary film. About a KILLER!!!

 

Kissing girls, Aguilera looking hot, Simpson can't act, Kelly in a bikini (again?) and more.

 

Heather Graham: Hot and Kissing Girls

Christina Aguilera’s Pregnant Profile Shot Of The Day

Jessica Alba Is An Aggressive Kisser

Jessica Simpson is a Drunken Mess

Kelly Brook Bikini Pictures

Top 10 Video Tribute To Kelly Brook

But better late than never, and it's not too late.  But is this a commercial for vegetarianism or vagetarianism?

Candice Swanepoel is our first South African babe of the day. Apparently our South African demographic was upset with us. Well we are here to please. You're welcome South Africa. Enjoy Candice Swanepoel.

Have no personality, no money, and therefore no legitimate way to attract members of the opposite sex? Carry an acoustic guitar with you, wherever you go, at all times! Or better yet, don’t.

Everyone loves to watch a celebrity fall from grace. And in the case of Britney Spears, the world of tabloid journalism has been turned upside down. Not even Paris Hilton or the Iraq war can combat Britney's ability to steal headlines. With that said, Britney's run will eventually come to a close. So, who will take over when her celebrity finally withers away? Let's have a look.

Why Grindhouse should have been released all together on DVD, Double Vixen gives us her picks for weird looking guys she'd bone, Jay-Z loves Ridley Scott's latest project and more in today's news.

* The Grindhouse DVDs should not have been released separately (filmwad)

* The Superhero genre spoof that everyone knew was inevitable is finally coming (filmwad)

* Jay-Z inspired by Ridley Scott's next, American Gangster (filmwad)

* Molly Shannon to join Pushing Daisies for a story arc (tubewad)

* Kimmel to host the American Music Awards for the fourth time (tubewad) 

* Warriors Orochi ships, boasts 77 playable characters (gamewad)

* Eidos to release its first XBox Live Arcade game (gamewad) 

* Unconventionally attractive men Double Vixen wants to have sex with (doublevixen) 

Instead of hot chicks...they had guys playing keyboard.

 

Watch a woman abuse a man verbally and physically after his failed attempt to enter her house via the chimney, read about the blind man whose friends probably shouldn't have let him drive, watch ten great Japanese commercials starring Hollywood icons and more in today's links. 

* The Top 10 Superhero Movies that Need to Be Made (list)

* Unreal.  Guy tries to crawl down a woman's chimney (no euphemism) and gets trapped (video)

* How to destroy your Jeep in one easy step (video)

* 10 deranged sidekicks (list) 

* Friends don't let friends drive... blind?  Blind man drives, dies.(news) 

* Soldier is thrown from a camel, but not before taking a camel neck to the junk (video)

* The top 10 Japanese commercials with Hollywood stars (videos)

* I smell a smash hit website.  Convert between just about any file type with no software (website) 

* I must admit, this cave apartment is pretty nice (pics) 

* Horrible way to die... 7 succumb to fumes and drown in a septic tank (news) 

Pinder and her boobies, an upskirt, Pam not being Pam, Lima not as hot and much more.

 

Lucy Pinder talks about her boobs.

April Scott At The Maxim Style Awards

Petra Nemcova Does Upskirts With Style

I am - Pam Anderson Covered Up at the Beach

Adriana Lima Needs Some Hotness Consistency

Celebrity cleavage showdown - Jessica Simpson vs. Megan Fox 

Watch this Japanese little leaguer put his bat on a 112 mph fastball.  Amazing.

Isabeli Fontana is smoking hot. Usually "Brasilian supermodels" means Lima, Barros and/or Gisele. You can officially add Isabeli Fontana as a fourth.