This article should be renamed "Point Break Is The Guiltiest Movie Pleasure Any Man Can Have." One reason for this is its record-breaking number of one liners. No need to look it up, because I know you can instantly think of a few memorable quotes from the film. Point Break is perhaps the ultimate guy movie. It has everything a man could ask for: action, hot chicks, surfing, bank robbing, football, guns and Gary Busey. It also boasts the most absurd ending in cinema history.

The "Guy From Boston" has an extra special rant against Mexican truck drivers that's equal parts rage and confusion.

 

A rant about Death Proof, John McTiernan -- best known as director of Die Hard -- is going to jail for conducting an illegal phone tap, for some reason Transformers 2 already has a release date and more in today's news.

* Rant: Stop fronting on Death Proof (filmwad)

* John McTiernan is going to jail (filmwad) 

* Jessica Biel to play Wonder Woman? (filmwad) 

* Transformers 2 already has a release date (filmwad) 

* Kevin Spacey headlines a strong cast f]or HBO election drama Recount (tubewad)

Ten great moments from over the years at The Daily Show, ten classic metal songs from the 80s, a case of mistaken identity leads to a man severing another man's pinky finger with a samurai sword and more in today's links.

* Sick downhill mountain biking (video)

* 10 classic The Daily Show moments (videos)

* Top 10 Metal Songs of the 80s (list)

* A 15-year-old boy survives two hours in flight hanging from the wing of a 737. (news) 

* Snorting condoms is disgusting on so many levels.  Well, on two levels (video)

* Gotta love a B. Spears non sequitur in the middle of a tight football game (video)

* Ever wonder how flying cars will work?  Check this out. (site)

* Man goes hunting for his enemy with a samurai sword, cuts off the wrong guy's finger (news) 

* The Traveller has come.  Choose and perish (pic) 

* 30 Days of Night looks pretty cool (video)

Incredible video...he's in the running for the biggest nut on earth.

 

Everyone loves Tricia Helfer, Lohan still hot, porn stars definitely hang out and do sleep overs, Hayden covers up for paparazzi and more.

 

Battlestar Galactica's Tricia Helfer in FHM

Thandie Newton as beautiful as ever

Lindsay Lohan’s Hot Sober Ass

Maria Menounos Has The Goods To Make It Bigger

Sandee Westgate has sleep overs with other porn stars

Hayden Panettiere Ruins An Upskirt Moment

Do women really want men to be “sensitive?” Of course they do. Do they want men who are reasonably in touch with their feelings? Absolutely. Do they want you to cry like Lil’ Orphan Annie on command? Not on your goddamn life, they don’t.

We are all about making official statements so here's another one: Adriana Lima is the hottest lingerie model ever.

Soda is every man's #2 choice for tasty beverage -- behind beer, of course -- when choosing an accompaniment for any meal. Water is a very distant 8th. Candy bars are an excellent source of protein, glucose and riboflavins, the three basic nutrients every man needs to survive in this world. Put them together, and what do you get? The greatest 1, 2 combo since Jordan and Pippen.

OJ Simpson has reinvented himself a number of times.  Star athlete, Nordberg in the Naked Gun series, murder suspect.  I suppose you could say he’s the David Bowie of miscellaneous celebrity.  Problem is lately he’s really caught up in this whole “criminal” phase. 

Hey folks! So if you haven't noticed yet, we've rolled out our brand new video section. It's all Web 2.0-y with tags and ratings and what not...we'll be filling it up with video goodies that are both seen on the front page and exclusive to the video section, so make sure to check it out regularly. Ok, enough of my yammering...go watch some vids.

Football coach tirades never get old.  Check out Oklahoma State coach Mike Gundy going to bat for a player after the local newspaper reported he was benched for his attitude.

Gossip galore, wondering aloud why Judd Apatow hasn't teamed back up with Romany Malco, Eli Roth will shoot an episode of Heroes: Origins and more in today's news.

* Rant: Hey Apatow, why no love for Romany Malco? (filmwad)

* Heroes: Origins signs on Eli Roth for an episode, to join Kevin Smith and others (filmwad)

* Wes Anderson's short to be offered for free online (filmwad) 

* Denzel and Tony Scott to team up again for a subway heist remake (filmwad)

* Burnout Paradise to take pictures of you in the heat of the moment (gamewad) 

* The Gossip Digest (doublevixen) 

The Ninja Bandit is again on the prowl, a British man is in jail after driving 172 mph in his company's Porsche, ten of the best NFL ads of all time and more in today's links.
 

* Pluto -- you know, Mickey Mouse's dog? -- goes apeshit. (video)

* "The Ninja is here!  The Ninja!"  Staten Island's Ninja Bandit strikes again. (news) 

* The Simpsons intro that picks up right where the movie ended (video)

* Jane Kirby again replies to the craigslist suitors who seek to deflower her (hilarious)

* 10 of the best NFL ads ever (videos)

* Brit jailed for speeding at 172 mph... nice (news) 

* Giving OJ's lawyer the business (video)

* The only potato chips we can get behind (pics) 

* If I lived in Japan, I'd terrify my children with polar bears, too.  Why?  I do not know. (video)

* Everything you ever wanted to know about the world's most prevalent drug:  caffeine (site) 

Watch a TV host projectile vomit mid-sentence, run away, then run back and be unable to stop laughing.  It's funnier than it is disgusting.

Quite an eclectic mix of hotties today. Keeley is looking especially sexy this morning.

Erica Durance, aka Lois Lane, in Maxim.

I am - Tara Reid See-Through Shirt of the Day (NSFW ads)

Keeley Hazell To The Rescue

Jessica Alba Named Most Desired Female Celebrity

Melyssa Ford in the jungle

Jessica Simpson Likes Short Shorts

I have a normal vacuum cleaner. It cost something like $70 and it SORT OF does the trick. But when I am vacuuming by myself and I pass a mirror and catch a glimpse of the sight, I get angry. I look like a beyotch. And I need a manly vacuum cleaner.

Being someone who listens to “urban format” music, I’ve had to listen to the same debate for years: what’s better, rap or hip-hop? The argument is as old as it is confusing.

 

An examination of the effect on a film by esteemed character actor Alan Tudyk, a quick rant about all the remakes, more news on Indy IV and still more in today's news.

* The Alan Tudyk Effect (filmwad)

* Rant: No more remakes (filmwad) 

* The Gossip Digest (doublevixen) 

* Southland Tales trailer (filmwad)

* Brad Pitt takes Matt Damon's place in Aronofsky's The Fighter, but Wahlberg is still starring (filmwad)

* Bomberman is coming back with a fury (gamewad)

* News and spoilers on Indy IV, straight from the mouth of a man credited as a "dancing Russian soldier" (filmwad)

A wiffle ball pitcher who can not be touched, Burt Reynolds is giving away the Bandit, a biker's penis is struck by lightning and more in today's well above average edition of links.
 

* Burt Reynolds wants to give you his Trans-Am.  Who wants it? (site)

* The Darth Vader Blues (video)

* No.  Not possible.  Biker's penis struck by lightning. (news) 

* Amazingly unhittable wiffle ball pitcher (video)

* Seven Awesome Dear John Letters (pics) 

* This woman grew pumpkins shaped like human heads.  I'll bet she had another hobby.  What could it be?  Oh yeah:  serial murder (old news, pics) 

* The finest poop-shaped products in all the land (pics)

* Will Chuck Norris Blend? (video) 

* If you had acted sooner, you could have had this priceless Vigo the Carpathian painting, inspired by Ghostbusters II (ebay)

* Don't freak out:  apparently, velociraptors had feathers (news)