Mom hammers her daughter with a big rubber ball, some unnecessarily prop-driven vehicles, someone lays the lumber in wheelchair rugby and more in today's links.

* Big hit in wheelchair rugby (video)

* Propellers: they're not just for obsolete planes anymore (pics) 

* Little girl gets devastated by a kickball (video)

* Itching to see Joe Pesci get beaten?  Check out these movies for the top 5 Pesci beatings (list) 

* The 60 foot rooftop slip n slide (video)

* Lab worker who bit little boy: "He bit me first!" (news, video) 

* Dirty-minded ads (video)

* The $26,600 golden bra and panties set (pics)

* Remember the Seinfeld episode where Kramer and Newman try to cash in all their bottles and cans in Michigan?  Well, somebody tried it... and was arrested. (news) 

* If your middle name is Wayne, you're probably a murderer (site) 

The hottest genius you'll ever see, courtesty of Poland, Rihanna can't keep her clothes on, Abigail Clancy in another hot shoot, Hilary Duff showcases her boobies and more.

Doda Elektroda - The Worlds Most Beautiful Genius

Top 10 Heroes Hotties

Rihanna Has Wardrobe Malfunction Anxiety

Navi Rawat in MAXIM looking HOT

Emmy Rossum @ Us Weekly Hot Hollywood Party

Abigail Clancy does FHM Magazine

Natalia Bush in scary bikini

Hilary Duff’s Impressive Show Of Breasts

We have been told that Ana Sofia Henao is the most popular swimsuit model in all of South America. We aren't sure how thats possible when all you have to do is put Adriana Lima in a bikini to prove them wrong.

Science fiction movies and TV series are often filled with very attractive women.  It’s doubtful that hot women are typically the main reason men watch sci-fi (hot women are in a surprising amount of non-science fiction too, you know) but they certainly never hurt.  We could probably do a dozen of these lists just on alien/cyborg women.  But for the time being, we’ll focus on these five, in no particular order.

There seems to be some sort of backlash brewing against Wes Anderson, Double Vixen examines why Viggo Mortensen is better when he's badder, a SciFi Saturday junkie reflects and rants and more in today's news. 

* Check out this gallery of real life Supergirls (bamkapow) 

* Rant:  Confessions of a SciFi Saturday Junkie (filmwad)

* Viggo Mortensen is better evil (doublevixen) 

* Darjeeling Limited drawing backlash on Wes Anderson's style (filmwad)

* Scorcese to direct a George Harrison documentary (filmwad) 

* Terminator 4 to be the start of a new trilogy (filmwad)

* Bourne's Doug Liman to direct new Knight Rider show.  We're remaking TV shows now?  Damn it. (tubewad)

* Could Sutherland's 2nd DUI arrest throw 24 for a loop? (tubewad)

10 farting females, 10 crazy wild animal fights, giving a random goth guy a public access show is comic gold and more in today's links.

* Mmmmm... Rube Goldberg devices... (video)

* Haven't seen a move like this since The Cable Guy (video)

* 10 hilarious lady farts (videos)

* 10 weird Japanese chewing gums (list)

* Goths + public access = hilarious + awkward (video)

* 10 great wild animal fights (videos) 

* Anybody else have no desire to get branded? (video)

* 10 killer vehicles for bumping uglies (list)

* The world's largest bikini photo shoot (pics) 

* Austrian court refuses to declare a chimpanzee a human (news) 

Natalie Portman nude in Hotel Chevalier! Natalie Portman nude in Hotel Chevalier! Not sure what the big deal is, but hey - Natalie Portman nude in Hotel Chevalier! (And yes, she looks better naked.)

Natalie Portman Nude in Hotel Chevalier!

Jennifer Lopez does Arena Magazine

Petra Nemcova Is Shwingtastic!

Trishelle Cannatella

Kristin Cavallari In Revealing Blue Bikini

A Tammin Sursok Picture Moment

I am - Jennie Garth Cleavage Pictures of the Day

Heidi Montag finds happiness with fake breasts

Yes, they are dressed in black. Yes, they carried a sword and a dagger. However, unlike the reporter and cop in this video, those are who educated in the ways of the ninja know a ninja cannot be caught on tape.

Natalia Mesa is a ridiculously hot Spanish model. Thats all you really need to know.

Now, for those people who have an actual, legitimate need to use Bluetooth headsets, you can ignore this article completely. However, given the fact that roughly 99.7% of the Bluetooth users on the planet aren’t so busy that they can’t spare a single hand to hold a simple goddamn phone to their ear, you should probably still learn why you should Stop Wearing Your Goddamn Bluetooth Headset.

Slavery is back.  Maybe it never left.  No, it's no longer the chains and whips of our ugly past -- today's slavery relies on coercion and threats to force wageless or nearly wageless labor.  Just because it's not an outright kidnapping, though, doesn't mean it's not a problem.  And, by now, you should know what I do with problems...

Some plans for Simon Pegg's next, Man vs. Wild gets a re-edited reboot, Zack Snyder is doing a video production diary for The Watchmen and more in today's news.

* The Watchmen production diary is underway (filmwad)

* Simon Pegg's next to be an American road movie? (filmwad) 

* Crewmember killed in making of The Dark Knight (filmwad)

* State of Play continues to add talent:  Rachel McAdams, Robin Wright-Penn and Helen Mirren expected to join (filmwad)

* Discover Channel releases re-edited versions of Man vs. Wild (tubewad)

* NBC gives go-ahead to Fear Itself, a new mini-movie style horror series (tubewad)

* San Diego mayor can't stop crying about gay marriage (doublevixen)

10 of the finest coaching blow-ups of all time, a guy gets pissed and saws his house in half, 10 of the craziest sports in existence and more in today's links.

* The most annoying guys you'll find on the basketball court (video)

* 10 Great Coaching Tirades (videos) 

* 10 Insane Sports (list)

* It's a normal workout video... wait, no.  What in the slippery f*ck? (video)

* Man saws house in half over a dispute with the builders (news)

* Japan loves its canned bread (pics) 

* "Homo says what?" "Waffle." (video)

* Can this be real?  Anybody have an explanation?  I'm sure it's obvious (pic) 

* A pretty funny ad about enjoying musicians while they're around, because they die young (video)

* A woman and her 15 year old daughter flag down a school bus to beat up a 13 year old boy inside (news, video)

Cavallari on the set of her beach volleyball movie, Natassia Malthe looking ridiculously hot, Heather Graham makes an apperance, old Angelina Jolie photos that never get old and more.

Kristin Cavallari’s Breasts Got Talent!

Natassia Malthe in FHM 

I am - Britney Spears Uses a Handicap Public Bathroom of the Day

Heather Graham Wows On Conan O’Brien

Hayden Panettiere Foils Another Upskirt Attempt, Needs a Diaper Change

Angelina Jolie: Photos From The Younger Days

When it comes to animals having sex, when you've seen one, you've seen 'em all.  When you've seen four, on the other hand -- as in, a four wallaby gang-bang -- well, then you've really lived.

Bar Refaeli is not only the hottest Israeli alive, she is definitely amongst the hottest women alive period. Damn that Leo DiCaprio. Enjoy Bar Refaeli.

YouTube brings us two great things. One, all the bootleg entertainment clips we could ever want. And two, the sickest, most amazing amateur videos any of us have ever seen. And guess what? Thanks to these videos, your home movie collection is obsolete. Time to Man them Up, son!

This article should be renamed "Point Break Is The Guiltiest Movie Pleasure Any Man Can Have." One reason for this is its record-breaking number of one liners. No need to look it up, because I know you can instantly think of a few memorable quotes from the film. Point Break is perhaps the ultimate guy movie. It has everything a man could ask for: action, hot chicks, surfing, bank robbing, football, guns and Gary Busey. It also boasts the most absurd ending in cinema history.

The "Guy From Boston" has an extra special rant against Mexican truck drivers that's equal parts rage and confusion.