Elisabetta Canalis is from a little place called Sardinia. Italy sure is pretty consistent when it comes to hot models. Enjoy, Elisabetta Canalis.

Porn stars are judged on a variety of criteria--largest breasts, best scenes, craziest things done on camera. What's often overlooked, when it comes to porn stars at least, is just pure cuteness. That doesn't mean there isn't a crop of porn chicks out there who'd still get guys' attention... with CLOTHES ON. 

A little Cronenberg love, Transformers 2 has a writing team and seems like it's actually moving forward, the release of The Kite Runner is being postponed until the kids involved can get safely out of Afghanistan and more in today's News.
* Long Live the New Flesh:  Cronenberg (filmwad)

* 10,000 B.C. poster... odd (filmwad) 

* New post-apocalyptic zombie flick nabs a director (filmwad) 

* Transformers 2 has a writing team (filmwad)

* Kite Runner delayed until the kid stars can get out of Kabul (filmwad)

* New Wallace and Gromit short on the way (tubewad)

* Mario Galaxy launch site (gamewad)

New poker game, plus a contest with a nice prize.  See you guys at the table... I'll be the guy with all your chips.

Ten huge hockey hits, someone takes a gold digger apart on craigslist, Mark Cuban breaks it on down and more in today's links.

* 10 of the biggest hits in the history of hockey (videos) 

* Ten things you should tell a naked woman (list) 

* 2fer: A video with police brutality, plus this town's mayor is White Shaq. (he's huge)

* A gold digger on craigslist gets a perfect response (funny) 

* Explaining the space toilet (video) 

* Mooning links activist to earlier burglary.  Dumb ass.  [Sorry.] (news) 

* I think the hippo is sick (video)

* Educate yourself on the mom of the A-Bomb (interesting) 

* A fun Japanese show: Water Bike Challenge (videos) 

* Mavs' owner Mark Cuban is a terrific dancer (video) 

The highlight link of this set is Alessandra Ambrosio in GQ. I mean there's nothing wrong with the boobs, porn, legs and everything else in the other links. But we are talking about Alessandra.

The Queen of adult film in a photo shoot you won’t soon forget

Candice Michelle Picture Moment

Scarlett Johansson's Boobs

Danielle Lloyd has hot legs

Alessandra Ambrosio Does GQ UK

Brooke Hogan makes a Hot MILF ?

ALICIA KEYS IN COMPLEX MAGAZINE

First look at Will Ferrell's new movie Semi-Pro. I'm not sure you can get any manlier when it comes to playing basketball.

Nonami Takizawa is Japan's latest import states side and she has some huge boobs. Enjoy Nonami Takizawa.

Nearly one out of ten American college women exhibit some symptoms of an eating disorder.  I'm going to ignore the fact that all of my unsolicited advice has thus far gone ignored.  It's time to solve this problem.

A rant toward the studios to stop freaking out about leaks and spoilers, an article detailing some of the reasons to think twice about 300, a naked man was apparently wandering around Nic Cage's house and more in today's News.

* Rant: Stop Obsessing Over Spoilers (filmwad)

* If You Love 300, You Might Be an Idiot (filmwad)

* Naked man sneaks into Nicolas Cage's home (filmwad)

* Over 2000 production stills stolen from Indy 4 set (filmwad)

* New XBox 360s boast a more reliable chip (gamewad) 

* Kathy Griffin:  "Suck it, Jesus!" (doublevixen) 

Wow, this is pretty amazing.  I wish my life had sound effects like those, not to mention the fight choreography.  Magnificent.

Ten of the finest moments of David Letterman, Isiah Thomas's menagerie of pick-up lines, a whole bunch of old tanks and more in today's links.

* 10 great moments from Letterman (videos)

* "CHUG THAT... Mom?" (video)

* Real life Cool Hand Luke steals 123 parking meters (news) 

* Nothing like some self-inflicted head trauma (video)

* Isiah Thomas pickup lines (list) 

* Giraffe fight! GO! (video)

* This dog murders old people (news) 

* Take a spin through the tank graveyard (pics) 

* Kanye sets it straight on SNL (video)

* A man tries to kill wasps and accidentally burns his house down (news) 

The Britney Spears sex tape is the obvious highlight of these links, but there's more than just that so jump on over.




Angelina Jolie Naked on Park Avenue Magazine

These ladies had something sexy they just had to share.

Vida Guerra white lingerie shoot

Britney Spears Sex Tape News

Alyssa Milano Makes Eating Dogs Look Tasty

Natalie Portman Gets Emontional At Stanford

I am - Michelle Ray Smith Is Cleavage of the Day

Katie Lohmann in a Bunny Suit

I know, you think you've seen it all.  But this has to be the most physically and mentally devastating game show ever.  It's bordering on self-parody.

Words can barely describe this movie, and genres can not contain it.  It's a psycho Yakuza dramedy that wavers on an absurdly drawn line between unbearably gruesome and darkly hilarious.  If you happen to keep your eyes open while watching, you have an equal chance of seeing either the most ridiculous thing you've ever seen or the most grotesquely vile thing you've ever seen -- and you might see both.  It's that roller-coaster ride that makes Real Men Love Ichi the Killer.

The best (and potentially only) good thing about having a son is teaching him how to be a man. You introduce him to sports, action films, red meat, and you give him realistic advice on women. Essentially, you put the little kid through Man School. But what if your son turns out a little more effeminate than most? Acts a little girly, talks like he grew up in Southern California? Well, my friends, then it’s time to Man Up your effeminate son.*   

Andy Samberg gives a musical tribute to the President of Iran.  Lovely.

The Hitchhiker's Guide will not surprisingly be denied a second feature, a Pablo Escobar biopic is being rushed to production, The Brood and possibly also Scanners will get remakes and more in today's News.

* Rant: Stuff I'm Not Mad At (filmwad)

* No second chance for Hitchhiker's Guide franchise (filmwad)

* The Brood and Scanners being remade? (filmwad)

* Pablo Escobar biopic getting fast-tracked (filmwad) 

* Nintendo will be unable to meet Wii holiday demand (gamewad)

* Be sure to check out the new DV video site!  More vids every day!