A couple middle-aged guys fly into fits of rage and attack a skateboarder and a woman, respectively, a man shoots himself in both legs trying to loosen a lug nut with a shotgun, the 10 best brawls caught on camera and more in today's links. 

* "You're putting wax on bricks.  You've been warned." (video)

* Man shoots himself in both legs trying to loosen a lug nut (news) 

* 10 best brawls caught on camera (video) 

* The best weapons we don't have yet (list)

* Wakeboarding on a flooded street... mmm sewage (video)

* Michael. Come on.  (pic) 

* A little game involving this year's best mugshots (game)

* A possible cure for the "Half-Man, Half-Tree" (news w/ crazy pics) 

* Traffic gets the best of this a**hole as he assaults a woman (video)

* Space seems like too much fun (video)

Today's discussion topic: Who's a hotter Italian chick...Monica Belluci or Asia Argento?

 

The highlight link of today's set is without question, Gellar's return to sexiness. We approve her statement.

Sarah Michelle Gellar in Maxim magazine

I am - Petra Nemcova’s Doing Good in Haiti of the Day

Jessica Alba Wants To Be known As Tough And Smart, Not Beautiful

Playboy Mansion Party

Sarah Harding’s Nipple opens a Lingerie Store

Jennifer Walcott sexy calendar shoot

Sandee Westgate Reviews a DVD almost naked - we like!

This music video is pretty sweet...it's like animation, but done live...with pop-up books.

 

Who cares if Padma Lakshmi can or can't cook. She's hot, and who wouldn't enjoy looking at her?! Enjoy Padma Lakshmi.

Naturally, whenever we hear that phrase, our first thought is to tack on, "the chicken or the egg," as if that's the only extant instance of ambiguous causation.  In fact, there are plenty of perfectly good examples you could use instead; pick out the one that suits you best, and the next time it comes up, you'll know what to do.  And tell 'em the Viking sent ya.

There's been a lot of annoying crap that's emerged this year, from celebrity rehab fads to "The Daily Show" being in indefinite repeats. But neither of these things found a place on DoubleViking.com's list of "The 9 Worst Trends of 2007"

Damn. Damn. Damn.

 

Mickey Rourke is really a more suitable Wrestler than Nic Cage if we're being honest, Hitman barely retains its R-rating, a bunch of movies may get shelved due to the strike and more in today's news.

* Mickey Rourke replacing Nic Cage as The Wrestler (filmwad)

* Hitman's R-rating may belie its meekness (filmwad)

* Bond, X-Files, Angels and Demons may be nixed by "imperfect screenplays" (filmwad)

* Verhoeven to direct Thomas Crown sequel (filmwad)

* Nolan denies Dark Night pollution rumors (filmwad)

* Film trilogy planned based on Blackwater (filmwad) 

One of the funniest (and most drawn out) streakings at a major sporting event, sculptures made of meat, a disturbing prehistoric fish and more in today's links.

* So, what's Dog doing now that his show got canned? (video)

* 5,000 crocodiles unleashed on Vietnam (news) 

* That's some mighty fine streakery (video)

* Great meat sculptures (pics)

* Running back makes a great move (video)

* Prehistoric fish found in Russia (pics) 

* Perfectly executed fishing line prank (video)

* Why do rock stars die at 27? (list) 

* The Hills or The Hills Have Eyes: which is more frightening? (video)

* Have you had it wet and cheesy? (pic)

It's called "Until Death," it's on November 25th at 9 PM and...it's amazing.

 

Today's topic: Who's married? Who's not? Why are you married/not married and do you plan on changing this?

Our buddies Gareth and Evan and Ulterior Productions bring to life the best job interview you could ever have. Are you ready?

Eva Padberg is a German goddess. If it wasn't for Klum or Kruger, she'd be the hottest woman from the land of many great beers.

The highlight link of this set is Halle Berry and her sin cushions. They would surely make for an afternoon eternal delight.

Lindsay Lohan Isn’t Wearing A Bra

Rachel Nichols is a sexy spy

Ali Larter Is Very Hot

Halle Berry Brings her Boobs to the Baftas

Holly McGuire looks like a blast

Petra Nemcova is REALLY REALLY Hot

Videos of Supermodels 

There was a widely circulated story last week about a girl getting in trouble at school for giving her friends a hug. While this story seems like a preposterous aberration, it's actually just a part of a pattern that's forming in America--some school district enforces a law because they're scared of lawsuits and then inevitably some perfectly normal, nice kid breaks the rule and is made into an example, thus scaring all the other kids. Soon enough, we have a country full of weak-willed pussies...all thanks to "frivolous" lawsuits that just need to go away.

If you haven't figured it out yet, I hate a lot of people. Some of you can appreciate that. Some of you can't. Those of you who can't--you're on my list. This week, though, I tackle a particularly disturbing a-hole: the Guy Driving By With An Air-horn.

Damn, reach under that sari, girl!

 

Mark Wahlberg is playing Max Payne, David Goyer is getting into the possessed-by-a- vague-entity game, 24 is shutting down for now and more in today's News.

* Mark Wahlberg set to play Max Payne (filmwad)

* Winona Ryder is Spock's mom (filmwad) 

* 24 stops production (tubewad)

* David Goyer rumored to write and direct possession movie (filmwad) 

* The trailer for Tom Cruise's troubled Valkyrie (filmwad)

* Javier Bardem talks about Woody Allen's latest (filmwad) 

Movie stars who cut themselves in the badass way (not in the emo way), a truck drives loses control of thousands of gallons of liquefied hog feces, a marvel of modern science in an arcade cabinet with a built in beer tap and more in today's links. 

* Get your anti-sniper suit (video)

* The 8 Most Brutal Self-Surgery Scenes (list)

* A hilarious collection of unfortunately placed ads (pics) 

* Chess boxing... need I say more? (video)

* A truck spills 2,500 gallons of liquid hog sh*t (news) 

* Stupid pen tricks (video)

* Six pack abs implants (pics) 

* Sweet Child O' Mine in hand farts (video)

* An arcade cabinet with a built-in beer tap (pics) 

* Because sometimes, it's just fun to watch someone fall on concrete (video)