1/2/2008  

Bullet Points: The 5 Fanboy New Year's Resolutions

Bullet Points: The 5 Fanboy New Year's Resolutions

I've got something I have to admit--I'm a fanboy. Now, I don't go on the internet and complain about stuff, I don't rock X-Men t-shirts and I don't play DnD (anymore). But I DO read comics, I DO follow movie news closely even though I'm not in the biz (anymore) and I DO have an unhealthy obsession with the stuff I like (my Jeff Lynne and Kevin Smith google alerts being ample enough proof). Well, it's 2008 and though I have no plans to end my fanboyism any time soon, I DO think it's time for me (and my fellow fanboys and girls out there) to switch up our game a little bit. So today, January 2nd, 2008, I present to the Fanboys out there my 5 Fanboy New Year's Resolutions. Please share these with those who need them (be that you or someone else).
Dwarf Cage Fight

Dwarf Cage Fight

I guess they're both pretty pissed off. On account of being dwarfs and all.

 

Comedy List: Things To Do To Cure My Hangover

Comedy List: Things To Do To Cure My Hangover

Here's a new feature on the site--cooperative comedy lists. We set up the topic, do the first few items, you do the rest. Today's list topic: Things To Do To Cure My Hangover.

•Solve time travel, invent a time machine, travel back in time and tell my past self to "take it eaaaasy!"
•Seek a voodoo tribesman to place a hex on the hangover
•My dad's method (down some breast milk)
•Shoot myself in the head (but only in the hung-over parts)
I HATE YOU: The Return Of Air Horn Guy

I HATE YOU: The Return Of Air Horn Guy

If you guys have been reading the site for a while, you'll recall our editor Lukas Kaiser's problems with some guy in his neighborhood who pestered him and his girlfriend by driving by slowly and honking an air horn at them. Well, the air horn mofo had disappeared for a while. But on New Year's Eve... he returned.
International Babe of the Day: Elsa Pataky

International Babe of the Day: Elsa Pataky

Elsa is half Spanish and half Romanian. That's all great, except for the fact that Adrien Brody gets to shtoop her every night. Bastard.

12/31/2007  

Candid Camera + Large Boobs + Shoe Shining

Candid Camera + Large Boobs + Shoe Shining

Those sure are some sweet sin cushions. As for the actual video, doesn't it seem a tad fake despite the reactions at the end?
Hotties on the NET

Hotties on the NET

Network News, December 31th

Network News, December 31th

Terminator 4 producers aren't saying Sylvester Stallone's not in it, Borat's playing the Steal This Book author, some pictures of Ed Norton from The Incredible Hulk and more in the News.

* Official Incredible Hulk photos (filmwad)

* Tyler Perry in Medea's... I mean... Star Trek?? (filmwad)

* Sacha Baron Cohen to play Abbie Hoffman (filmwad) 

* Rumors of Gambit appearing in Wolverine (filmwad)

* Arnold in T4?  How about Stallone? (filmwad)

The Old Disney Channel/Rap CD Switcheroo

The Old Disney Channel/Rap CD Switcheroo

Kids expecting their Disney Channel CDs received an explicit rap CD by the group The Diplomats for Xmas instead. Oopsies!
Links from the WEB, December 31st

Links from the WEB, December 31st

Girl Gets Stung In The Butt By A Scorpion

Girl Gets Stung In The Butt By A Scorpion

Why did she agree to go through with this? She's a hot chick? What's going on here?!
HOT OR NOT: Penelope Cruz

HOT OR NOT: Penelope Cruz

Is the "Eyes Wide Shut" and "Volver" star HOT ...or NOT?!

 

Instructional Anime Telling Japanese People How To Deal With Foreigners

Instructional Anime Telling Japanese People How To Deal With Foreigners

Hmm... I hope they aren't showing this in schools.
DV's Qs, Ts & As 12-31-07

DV's Qs, Ts & As 12-31-07

Today's discussion: What was the coolest thing you did all year? What was the coolest thing in general this year?
Japanese Limbo

Japanese Limbo

Seems simple enough. Limbo, same as anywhere. But in THIS version, if you lose, you have two chicks dressed in bug suits blow bad breath on you. That seems like a common thread among Japanese TV.
Fire Truck Rolls Over

Fire Truck Rolls Over

Not only is the truck smashed and upside down... but they manage to flip it over again while trying to 'rescue' it.
Japanese Han Solo Wall

Japanese Han Solo Wall

Leave it to the Japanese to bring back one of my nightmares as a kid: getting sealed in carbonite. This is 55 seconds of terror for me.
Chris Farley Is A Japanese Chef

Chris Farley Is A Japanese Chef

A classic scene from 'Beverly Hills Ninja.' Yes, 'Beverly Hills Ninja' has classic scenes, you jerk.
Girl + Gun = Ouch

Girl + Gun = Ouch

This chick smashes her face with her Desert Eagle. Yowsa.

 

Granny Never Gets On The Subway

Granny Never Gets On The Subway

No matter how hard she tries, granny can never get on. It's both sad and hilarious. Poor grandma!

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