1/3/2008  

Network News, January 3rd

Network News, January 3rd

Philip Seymour Hoffman and Viggo Mortensen are teaming up, Michael Bay is talking about Transformers 2, the Golden Globes are in trouble and more in the News.

* Movies made record cash in 2007 (filmwad)

* Radcliffe to play victim of Somalian stoning (filmwad) 

* Hancock teaser poster (filmwad)

* Philip Seymour Hoffman, Viggo Mortensen to co-star in thriller (filmwad)

* Writers and actors may band together, shut down Golden Globes (filmwad)

* Michael Bay talks Transformers 2 (filmwad)

* Gondry has a novel approach to marketing Be Kind, Rewind (filmwad)

* Guillermo Del Toro thinking about Frankenstein? (filmwad)

Another Scene From 'Indian Matrix'

Another Scene From 'Indian Matrix'

Last time, he deflected a bullet. This time, our hero kicks some serious butt.

 

HOT OR NOT: Selma Blair

HOT OR NOT: Selma Blair

Is the "Cruel Intentions" and "Hellboy" star HOT or NOT?!

 

Links from the WEB, January 3rd

Links from the WEB, January 3rd

The revelation that humans aren't the only species that pays for sex, more celebrities unmasked, a guy spends his Christmas Eve unwrapping a whole oeuvre of brand new smells and more in today's links.

* "5" (actually six) New Year's resolutions you won't keep (list)

* Male monkeys pay for sex (news) 

* The farting bunny (video)

* Guy claims to get 85 mpg on his futuristically modded Honda Civic (pics) 

* Short bus movie heroes (list)

* Child owns self (video)

* Wipe in style with this black toilet paper (pics) 

* Illusions shattered via makeup-less celebrities (video)

* Fill in the Blank:  Cult Movies (game)

* Man spends Christmas Eve trapped in a septic tank (news) 

The Blind World Cup

The Blind World Cup

They can actually play far better than those Japanese dudes with binoculars. Go figure!
DV's Qs, Ts & As 1-3-08

DV's Qs, Ts & As 1-3-08

Today's discussion: If the "never hit a chick" unspoken rule was lifted, what female celebrity would you love to get into a fight with?
Angry Video Game Nerd Presents... Atari Porn!

Angry Video Game Nerd Presents... Atari Porn!

These games are hilarious. I mean, 'Beat It and Eat It'? Genius.
Lukas Sez: 2008 Needs Some New Catch-phrases

Lukas Sez: 2008 Needs Some New Catch-phrases

The last few years were great for us catch-phrase aficionados. "I'm Rick James, bitch!" ring a bell? How 'bout "jageshemesh?" But last year (2007, suckas) we were a bit dry. The closest we came were two phrases--"Leave Britney alone!" and "Don't tase me, bro!" Bleccch! Weak. Let's kick this year off right.
How To Win 'Guess Who' In One Move

How To Win 'Guess Who' In One Move

It's something you don't think of when you're an innocent young kid.
The Nude Suit Artist

The Nude Suit Artist

He's sort of like George Costanza in the 'Body Suit Man' episode, but he thinks he's an artist.
Comedy List: What I'd Do To Get One Night With Jessica Biel

Comedy List: What I'd Do To Get One Night With Jessica Biel

Ah, the cooperative comedy list. It's simple: We set up the topic, do the first few items, you do the rest. Today's list topic: What I'd Do To Get One Night With Jessica Biel.

•Hide under her floor boards--for one night
•Donate a bunch of sperm to charity (she'd like that, right?)
•Lose some weight, take acting classes, get cast in a big movie and... ah, eff that... where's my kidnappin' bag?
•Go on strike and picket outside her house until she finally caves to my demands
•Find her rumored boyfriend Justin Timberlake & then murder him and put on his skin like a "man suit"
The Only Correct 2008 NFL Playoff Projections

The Only Correct 2008 NFL Playoff Projections

Finally, someone has the guts to ask the question no one has dared approach:  "Are the Patriots any good?"  Also, other teams are in the playoffs.  I guess we should talk about them, too.
International Babe of the Day: Holly Valance

International Babe of the Day: Holly Valance

This Aussie has what we think are the finest legs in all of Hollywood. Those sure are some sweet trunks. Enjoy.

1/2/2008  

Brazilian 'Comedy' Sketch

Brazilian 'Comedy' Sketch

Why doesn't SNL have chicks this hot?

 

Hotties on the NET

Hotties on the NET

Indian Matrix

Indian Matrix

Indian Movies are the new Japanese TV. PS Hilarious.

 

Who's Hotter 1-02-08

Who's Hotter 1-02-08

Happy New Year! OK, who's hotter, "Juno" star Ellen Page or "Superbad" star Emma Stone?!
African Pole Dancer

African Pole Dancer

Up de pole, up de pole.

 

Links from the WEB, January 2nd

Links from the WEB, January 2nd

Ending Frosty with a cannon ball, Sandra Bullock leading cheers as a teenager and a woman who performed her own emergency C-section with a kitchen knife all intermingle in today's links.

* 10 TV shows to look forward to (list)

* Manliest woman ever gives herself a C-section! (news) 

* Blowing up a snowman... with a cannon (video)

* Match the celebrity knockers (game)

* 10 funniest dildo-related moments (videos) 

* Sandra Bullock as a teen cheerleader (videos)

* Fat man in a little wife (list)

* An 8' tall lego R2D2 (pics) 

* The paper airplane war to end all paper airplane wars (video)

* Crazy Rolls Royces for the super-rich (news, pics) 

World Record Motorcycle Jump

World Record Motorcycle Jump

Far cooler than that douche's wheelie... and he doesn't have to put anyone's life at risk for it, either.

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