1/3/2008  

Lukas Sez: 2008 Needs Some New Catch-phrases

Lukas Sez: 2008 Needs Some New Catch-phrases

The last few years were great for us catch-phrase aficionados. "I'm Rick James, bitch!" ring a bell? How 'bout "jageshemesh?" But last year (2007, suckas) we were a bit dry. The closest we came were two phrases--"Leave Britney alone!" and "Don't tase me, bro!" Bleccch! Weak. Let's kick this year off right.
How To Win 'Guess Who' In One Move

How To Win 'Guess Who' In One Move

It's something you don't think of when you're an innocent young kid.
The Nude Suit Artist

The Nude Suit Artist

He's sort of like George Costanza in the 'Body Suit Man' episode, but he thinks he's an artist.
Comedy List: What I'd Do To Get One Night With Jessica Biel

Comedy List: What I'd Do To Get One Night With Jessica Biel

Ah, the cooperative comedy list. It's simple: We set up the topic, do the first few items, you do the rest. Today's list topic: What I'd Do To Get One Night With Jessica Biel.

•Hide under her floor boards--for one night
•Donate a bunch of sperm to charity (she'd like that, right?)
•Lose some weight, take acting classes, get cast in a big movie and... ah, eff that... where's my kidnappin' bag?
•Go on strike and picket outside her house until she finally caves to my demands
•Find her rumored boyfriend Justin Timberlake & then murder him and put on his skin like a "man suit"
The Only Correct 2008 NFL Playoff Projections

The Only Correct 2008 NFL Playoff Projections

Finally, someone has the guts to ask the question no one has dared approach:  "Are the Patriots any good?"  Also, other teams are in the playoffs.  I guess we should talk about them, too.
International Babe of the Day: Holly Valance

International Babe of the Day: Holly Valance

This Aussie has what we think are the finest legs in all of Hollywood. Those sure are some sweet trunks. Enjoy.

1/2/2008  

Brazilian 'Comedy' Sketch

Brazilian 'Comedy' Sketch

Why doesn't SNL have chicks this hot?

 

Hotties on the NET

Hotties on the NET

Indian Matrix

Indian Matrix

Indian Movies are the new Japanese TV. PS Hilarious.

 

Who's Hotter 1-02-08

Who's Hotter 1-02-08

Happy New Year! OK, who's hotter, "Juno" star Ellen Page or "Superbad" star Emma Stone?!
African Pole Dancer

African Pole Dancer

Up de pole, up de pole.

 

Links from the WEB, January 2nd

Links from the WEB, January 2nd

Ending Frosty with a cannon ball, Sandra Bullock leading cheers as a teenager and a woman who performed her own emergency C-section with a kitchen knife all intermingle in today's links.

* 10 TV shows to look forward to (list)

* Manliest woman ever gives herself a C-section! (news) 

* Blowing up a snowman... with a cannon (video)

* Match the celebrity knockers (game)

* 10 funniest dildo-related moments (videos) 

* Sandra Bullock as a teen cheerleader (videos)

* Fat man in a little wife (list)

* An 8' tall lego R2D2 (pics) 

* The paper airplane war to end all paper airplane wars (video)

* Crazy Rolls Royces for the super-rich (news, pics) 

World Record Motorcycle Jump

World Record Motorcycle Jump

Far cooler than that douche's wheelie... and he doesn't have to put anyone's life at risk for it, either.
DV's Qs, Ts & As 1-2-08

DV's Qs, Ts & As 1-2-08

Today's discussion: What's the most underrated movie of all time?

 

Bullet Train+Suction Cups=This Guy

Bullet Train+Suction Cups=This Guy

This dude is 100% insane.

 

Horrible Wheelie Wipeout

Horrible Wheelie Wipeout

What. A. Jackass.

 

Real Men Love <i>Memento</i>

Real Men Love Memento

Contrary to popular belief, Real Men Love to think. With that being said, few movies will bend your mind like Memento. Memento is an enigma wrapped in a conundrum with a healthy slathering of, “What the hell?” thrown in for good measure.
Bullet Points: The 5 Fanboy New Year's Resolutions

Bullet Points: The 5 Fanboy New Year's Resolutions

I've got something I have to admit--I'm a fanboy. Now, I don't go on the internet and complain about stuff, I don't rock X-Men t-shirts and I don't play DnD (anymore). But I DO read comics, I DO follow movie news closely even though I'm not in the biz (anymore) and I DO have an unhealthy obsession with the stuff I like (my Jeff Lynne and Kevin Smith google alerts being ample enough proof). Well, it's 2008 and though I have no plans to end my fanboyism any time soon, I DO think it's time for me (and my fellow fanboys and girls out there) to switch up our game a little bit. So today, January 2nd, 2008, I present to the Fanboys out there my 5 Fanboy New Year's Resolutions. Please share these with those who need them (be that you or someone else).
Dwarf Cage Fight

Dwarf Cage Fight

I guess they're both pretty pissed off. On account of being dwarfs and all.

 

Comedy List: Things To Do To Cure My Hangover

Comedy List: Things To Do To Cure My Hangover

Here's a new feature on the site--cooperative comedy lists. We set up the topic, do the first few items, you do the rest. Today's list topic: Things To Do To Cure My Hangover.

•Solve time travel, invent a time machine, travel back in time and tell my past self to "take it eaaaasy!"
•Seek a voodoo tribesman to place a hex on the hangover
•My dad's method (down some breast milk)
•Shoot myself in the head (but only in the hung-over parts)

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