8/3/2007  

Hi-5:  Five Sexiest On Screen Alba Moments

Hi-5: Five Sexiest On Screen Alba Moments

Celebrating Miss Alba’s recent break up and resurgence onto the single scene, all week we have paid homage to Miss Alba. Today we culminate our obsession/worship with the five sexiest Jessica Alba moments on the silver screen. Common running themes in these scenes include bikinis, leather, lingerie and crazy sexy hip gyrations. Yeah, enjoy.

8/2/2007  

Network News

Network News

Watchmen's coming in 2009, Jack Black news, racist views by women on zombies and more. Tour the glory.

  

Even More Wisdom From A Crackhead

Even More Wisdom From A Crackhead

He gets his facts from his crack, is what we're saying.

 

Links from the WEB

Links from the WEB

Some videos of the best SNL cast members of all time, O.J. getting heckled on a call-in show, and every type of bathroom door you'd ever care to see on today's links.
Kevin Smith Tears Dude A New One

Kevin Smith Tears Dude A New One

People, he did a whole movie based on ripping apart fat internet losers...so don't even try to step to the guy unless you want your ass handed to you on a plate.
Showbiz Pizza Animatronic Robots Sing All The Hits

Showbiz Pizza Animatronic Robots Sing All The Hits

Simply freakin' AMAZING.

 

Hotties on the NET

Hotties on the NET

Heidi Montag and her perfect fake breasts, Alba has nipples, Heidi and Marissa share a bra and much more!

And Now, It's Newstime News 6

And Now, It's Newstime News 6

Two young people, and their companions, are missing today after a hike in the Angelis National Forest.

 

Lionel Hutz

Lionel Hutz

The best lawyer in the history of all time lawyering...ever!

 

Raising the Bar:  Drinks to Avoid Like the Plague

Raising the Bar: Drinks to Avoid Like the Plague

If you’ve ever gone to a bar, your good time has invariably led to this, the most fateful of statements: “Hey, let’s do a shot!” These infamous words can lead to a blurred night of various shenanigans, hi-jinx, memory/judgment lapses and even -- especially if you're a sitcom character -- marriage.
Man Up Your Relationship with Jessica Alba

Man Up Your Relationship with Jessica Alba

If you've listened to all our advice thus far this week, you've landed a relationship with the uberbabe herself, Ms. Jessica Alba. But now that you're there...what are you gonna do about it? It's time to MAN UP that sheez, bro!

8/1/2007  

Network News

Network News

Basic human needs: 1) Sex, 2) Water, 3) The DV Network, 4) Food, 5) Clothing, Shelter, etc.  Eat yourself, Food!

It's Yet Again Time For Some Crackhead Wisdom

It's Yet Again Time For Some Crackhead Wisdom

What he knows could fill a vial.

 

Links from the WEB

Links from the WEB

A trick football play sure to piss off the opposing coach, a nice essay in response to an anti-porn essay, a weight-lifter who takes his anger out on his weights by head-butting them... y mas!
Tire Tracks: 5 Sports Cars We'd Like to See as SUVs

Tire Tracks: 5 Sports Cars We'd Like to See as SUVs

To be honest, those two categories should never occupy the same sentence. Unless it’s something like “an SUV pulled out in front of a sports car today and was T-boned into oblivion.” Then OK, fine. Sports cars as sport utilities, though?
Hotties on the NET

Hotties on the NET

Scarlett Johansson, Elizabeth Berkley in a bikini, Kelly Brook in a bikini and more sexiness await you.

 

And Now, Ladies And Gentlemen, Let's Play What's My Perversion

And Now, Ladies And Gentlemen, Let's Play What's My Perversion

Co-starring Mr. Regis Philbin.

 

Spider-Cat

Spider-Cat

This is actually better than Spider-Man 3.

 

Representing for Cowboy Korean Gangstas

Representing for Cowboy Korean Gangstas

This dude is amazing at what he does. Which is rapping annoyingly in Korean while wearing a cowboy hat.

 

Bullet Points:  7 First Dates That Would Seal the Deal with Jessica Alba

Bullet Points: 7 First Dates That Would Seal the Deal with Jessica Alba

As you probably know by now, Jessica Alba is single, giving hope to quite a few young men who don’t have much of a chance.  But what if you could get a date with her? 

prev 1 ... 503504505506507508509... 526 next

FOLLOW US

AROUND THE WEB

Aida Yespica Bikini Photos: Miami Beach
Johnson vs Dodson Weigh-Ins Taylor Swifts Cleavage The 20 Hottest Photos of Ke$ha 6 Hilariously Failed Attempts at Making Comics More Diverse  Read more: http://www.cracked.com/article_20202_6-hilariously-failed-attempts-at-making-comics-more-diverse.html

WE RECOMMEND
I Am Amused
College Life
Arizona State Girls
Stickboy Daily
Video Crank
Meet Girls Near You
Repo's Delight
Holy Taco
Sexy And Funny
Top Ten Lists
Perfect Girls
EgoTV
Sex Tape News
Bikini Models Social Network
Fork Party
Don Chavez
Uncoached
Killer Fries
Buge Hoobs
Heavy.com
Chat with Live Girls
Funny Videos