5 Types of Girls You Should Date At Least Once

The Pretentious Artsy Girl



Pros:

The stereotypes about artsy girls being wild in the sack are there for a reason: more often than not, it's true. These are the kinds of girls who can fall in love with you over the course of a weekend (and fall out of love just as quickly). They'll be tomboyish yet feminine, down to have a good time, and you won't be embarrassed to introduce her to your buddies

Cons:

Pretentious Artsy Girls will need a lot of validation. They don't paint “abstract modern art” because they like it, they do it for the attention. Her opinions may have a feminist slant, but that's easy enough to ignore. She might cheat on you with your best friend.

The Rich Girl



Pros:

Dating a Rich Girl is like living in an alternate dimension where you're the one being taken out to dinner and being given expensive gifts. It won't last long, since she'll get bored, but enjoy being on the other side of the deal while it does.

Cons:

She'll be a daddy's girl who secretly hates daddy—and chances are she only chose you because you have some characteristic that will piss him off.

The Punk Rock / Goth Girl



Pros:

Like her sister, the Pretentious Artsy Girl, this type of girl will also be an animal in the bedroom. She'll be open to trying just about anything. If you smoke cigarettes, she won't care—but she won't be a smoker herself, unless you count cloves.

Cons:

A high chance of contracting a venereal disease, or worse, she'll insist that you watch Twilight with her.

The Shy, Insecure Bookworm



Pros:

This is the kind of girl you can bring home to mom and dad. Just like in the movies, when she takes off her glasses and lets her hair down, the Insecure Bookworm can actually be very attractive.

Cons:

Similar to the Artsy girl, the Insecure Bookworm will need a LOT of attention and validation. She'll be prone to jealousy, and your “arguments” will amount to little more than getting the cold shoulder and a tear-stained pillow.

The Out Of Your League Girl



Pros:

This is the girl of your dreams. A girl hot enough to grace the cover of Playboy. A girl who fits each and every of your specific desires. A girl who shares all of your bizarre fetishes and is willing to try them out. She is the ideal that every man should experience at least once.

Cons:

She only takes cash.

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