3 Incredibly Wild Drive Through Services

Drive Thru Titty Bar



There's one very important question you have to ask when you realize that a drive through strip club actually exists.

“Is this incredibly brilliant, or incredibly sad?”

Perhaps it's an amalgam of both at the Climax Gentlemen's Club, which was located in Pennsylvania until 2009 when the owner, Nick Climax, passed away. You would simply drive up to the window—which was preceded by a sign indicating that you couldn't take photographs of any kind—pay up, and watch the girls dance. Of course, you could actually go in the club if you wanted to, but presumably patrons enjoyed the, er, privacy of their vehicles.

We would like to formally request that a DoubleViking reader take up the noble, patriotic reigns of Mr. Climax and open a new drive through strip club. The world needs this service!

The Most Important Day of Your Life...



As if marriage wasn't enough of a joke already with skyrocketing divorce rates and young men finally starting to ask, “What's in it for me, other than, you know, losing half of my stuff in the next few years?” this truly romantic drive through chapel has become a fixture of the Las Vegas shotgun wedding culture. Get a few drinks (at least eight), grab your best gal, and get married in your car. It's every girl's dream!

Need a Caffeine Boost?



If you're finding it tough to wake up in the morning with just a cup of coffee, this brilliant establishment in Washington might perk you up. The baristas at this coffee shop are, yes, completely topless. The coffee is the same as you'd get anywhere else, but somehow customers find themselves fully alert once they arrive at this establishment. The girls who work at this joint don't complain about being “objectified” by “misogynistic” customers either—they can pull down over three hundred bucks a day in tips.