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Cunnilingus-Related Cancer Survivor Michael Douglas to Return for 'Ant-Man and the Wasp'

My dad's favorite actor, Michael Douglas, is perhaps best known for his role as guy who got cancer from eating so much pussy—oh wait, that was real life. These days, however, he's probably best known as everyone's favorite wife-beating superhero Hank Pym in Ant-Man, and there was some doubt about whether or not he would return for the sequel Ant-Man and the Wasp. Well it seems that fortune has smiled upon us all and everyone's favorite cunnilingus-related cancer survivor will indeed be back in action for the 2018 sequel. 

Douglas posted the above picture to Facebook on Friday, confirming that his mentor to Paul Rudd's Scott Lang and father to Evangeline Lilly's Hope Van Dyne, would indeed be in the sequel. His caption also indicates that the film starts shooting in July, which is the first confirmation of that shooting date that we've heard. 

I'll leave it to you, gentle reader, to determine if any of this is true. The fact of the matter is, Michael Douglas likes opening his mouth—especially to chow down on some box—but you can't always believe what he says. Just ask Val Kilmer...


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