The Bay Turtles are back... Hooray? The sequel to last year's depressingly successful Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles has a new trailer and a new title that everyone buying a ticket will be forced to say in its entirety before securing a seat to the show: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2: Out of the Shadows. You'd think that after Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2: Secret of the Ooze, they would have learned their lesson about titles that are as impossible to say as they are impossibly stupid.
Everyone from the first one is back and this time they've somehow recruited Laura Linney. If Bay can get Frances McDormand for a fucking Transformers movie, though, I suppose anything's possible. Also dropping in are fan favorites Casey Jones, Bebop, Rocksteady, and Tyler Perry's Baxter Stockman. Woof. This looks like a pile of shit, but whatever, people love it.