10 Drinks To Help You Keep Your New's Resolution Diet (page 1)By Mitch Martin on January 13, 2009 - 12:01 pm |
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It's a couple of weeks into the new year and most of us are probably starting to battle with that "I'm going to loss weight / I'm going to eat healthier" resolution that we made. Sure we all want to be healthy but we all have a lot of drinking we want to do. That's why we put together this list of the top 10 things to do that will allow you to still catch a healthy buzz while not completely blowing up your diet.
The proof is in the ad campaign, you can run a marathon and/or get your ab workout in while drinking it.
I've never seen a single commercial promoting the fact that Budweiser Select has only 99 calories but in fact it does only have 99 calories.
Diet Coke & Whisky/Rum
Let's be honest you're buying these for the booze and if you're at a proper bar that pours proper drinks the booze will prevent you from distinguishing between Coke and Diet Coke anyway.
Sure it tastes like shit and burns going down but it's like two shots in one. So you're getting double the power for the same amount of calories and the same amount of green out of your wallet.
Tall Vodka Soda
It gives the impression that you slamming a double while saving calories. Besides they take longer to drink and with less booze in them you might be able to keep your wits about you long enough to convince a girl to get in your bed.
Yeah it's not a drink but it's got zero calories and it's one hell of an appetite supressant. I don't generally condone drug use but let's be honest, thousands of sorority girls across the country can't be wrong.
Skip Dinner, Drink Guinness
There's nothing but upside potential here. The Guinness will both fill you up and give you a quicker buzz because you haven't eaten since lunch.
Kahlua & Ex-Lax
Sure could drink about 15 beers followed by an entire pot of coffee the next morning and clean your system out but why not consolidate all down into one easy drink that will kill two birds with one stone.
You get vegetables AND booze, so it's a great way to go. Plus if it's spicy enough, it'll clear out your nostrils. You do that enough, and that's gotta be a pound or two, yeah?
Tall Vodka Cranberry
Cranberries are high in antioxidants plus cranberry juice is a natural diuretic. However if you're a dude and you order this at a bar filled with other dudes you run the risk of some chucklehead saying something like, "My girlfriend drinks it when she's got her period. What, do you got your period?"