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01.13.09 From the Viking


10 Drinks To Help You Keep Your New's Resolution Diet (page 1)


Written by Mitch Martin

Check out more of Mitch Martin's work at TastyBooze.com!

 

It's a couple of weeks into the new year and most of us are probably starting to battle with that "I'm going to loss weight / I'm going to eat healthier" resolution that we made. Sure we all want to be healthy but we all have a lot of drinking we want to do. That's why we put together this list of the top 10 things to do that will allow you to still catch a healthy buzz while not completely blowing up your diet.

Michelob Ultra

michelob ultra 

The proof is in the ad campaign, you can run a marathon and/or get your ab workout in while drinking it.

Budweiser Select

Budweiser Select 

I've never seen a single commercial promoting the fact that Budweiser Select has only 99 calories but in fact it does only have 99 calories.

Diet Coke & Whisky/Rum

whisky 

Let's be honest you're buying these for the booze and if you're at a proper bar that pours proper drinks the booze will prevent you from distinguishing between Coke and Diet Coke anyway.

Barcardi 151

bacardi 151 

Sure it tastes like shit and burns going down but it's like two shots in one. So you're getting double the power for the same amount of calories and the same amount of green out of your wallet.

Tall Vodka Soda

vodka soda 

It gives the impression that you slamming a double while saving calories. Besides they take longer to drink and with less booze in them you might be able to keep your wits about you long enough to convince a girl to get in your bed.

Cocaine

cocaine 

Yeah it's not a drink but it's got zero calories and it's one hell of an appetite supressant. I don't generally condone drug use but let's be honest, thousands of sorority girls across the country can't be wrong.

Skip Dinner, Drink Guinness

guiness 

There's nothing but upside potential here. The Guinness will both fill you up and give you a quicker buzz because you haven't eaten since lunch.

Kahlua & Ex-Lax

kahlua 

Sure could drink about 15 beers followed by an entire pot of coffee the next morning and clean your system out but why not consolidate all down into one easy drink that will kill two birds with one stone.

Bloody Mary

blood mary 

You get vegetables AND booze, so it's a great way to go. Plus if it's spicy enough, it'll clear out your nostrils. You do that enough, and that's gotta be a pound or two, yeah?

Tall Vodka Cranberry

vodka cranberry 

Cranberries are high in antioxidants plus cranberry juice is a natural diuretic. However if you're a dude and you order this at a bar filled with other dudes you run the risk of some chucklehead saying something like, "My girlfriend drinks it when she's got her period. What, do you got your period?"

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There are 9 comments so far:
InglewoodJack
01/13/2009 12:41
Skip dinner and drink Guinness is the best advice on here.
Matty
01/13/2009 12:47
True IJ, I've been on that diet for many-a-years!!!!
Mexico Joe
01/13/2009 13:02
scotch and ice for me, or I like to put it in my morning coffee, it's both a diuretic and the coffee masks the smell
jibson
01/13/2009 14:17
first things first, you don't need to label it page one when there's only one page.
secondly, i heartily recommend cider, it's delicious and made of apples
thirdly, guiness original > guiness draught, although i'll be fudged if i know the difference.
joe
01/13/2009 14:51
original is carbonated, draught uses nitrogen rather than CO2...draught > original anyday jibs





yes the guinny diet is the best
http://caloriecount.about.com/calories-guinness-beer-i70037
170 calories a pint, 5.7 grams of carbs

less carbs than bud light :)
jibson
01/13/2009 15:13
you're such a splendid source of knowledge Mr Joe
Matty
01/13/2009 17:10
If it weren't for Joe, I'd be drinking MUNG!!
Moncho
01/13/2009 21:20
Not true man, we run out of Coke on New years and I had to take triple shots of rum with diet coke and I can still taste that shit. And this is prime Nicaraguan rum here we are talking about, not just any type of crap.
Josh
06/25/2009 13:05
Michelob ultra = pissy water. bud select = pissy piss. Guinness is by far the best choice on this list and has fewer calories than many regular beers!

If you must drink light beer go for Sam Adams or Shiner light. At least these have enough flavor to be respectable

Anything and coke = amatuer hour, drink your whiskey neat or with water. If you don't like the taste you don't like liquer. Pat your vagina dry and go get a cosmo

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